Oh, man, did I have a bad dream last night. Somehow, someway, despite the fact that I went to bed sober (as I always do), I dreamt that I was making out with a Black Widow Spider. Not an anthropomorphized one, but a normal run of the mill variety. Man, was that creepy. I don't know what I did that warranted me getting that kind of dream, but damn, I will not be forgetting that one.