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16 years ago
He who makes a beast of himself...
So i didn't have a computer for a month, and got behind, and had a lot of time on my hands tonight... so here's my answers to almost every quiz meme going around.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking (never invite Tequila to the party)
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 25
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 31
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 35
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 39
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 42
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 46
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 49
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (easier in Canada)
SO FAR: 54
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 58
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR:62
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR:64
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 65
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(X) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 68
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 70
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 73
Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 75
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 78
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 83
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 89
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 92
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 96
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 100
___________________________________________________________________________
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — not yet
Been arrested? — kinda
Kissed someone you didn't like? — nope
Slept in until 5 PM? — regularly
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yep
Held a snake? — yeah snakes are cool
Ran a red light? — yeah
Been suspended from school? — yeah
Experienced love at first sight? — kinda
Totaled your car in an accident? — yeah
Been fired from a job? — not yet
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — yeah
Pointed a gun at someone? — unloaded
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yeah
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yep
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — no
Kissed in the rain? — yeah
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yep
Saw someone die? — on the teevee
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — once i think
Smoked a cigar? — yarb
Sat on a rooftop? — yarb
Smuggled something into another country? — I plead the 5th
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — if so, I don't recall
Broken a bone? — no, the nose is cartilage
Skipped school? — yeah
Eaten a bug? — accidentally
Sleepwalked? — I've been told I have.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — lots
Ridden a motorcycle? — not yet
Dumped someone? — yup
Forgotten your anniversary? — kinda
Lied to avoid a ticket? — lol no i kinda provoke the cop usually. anti-authoritarian nature :P
Ridden in a helicopter? — yep
Shaved your head? — yep
Blacked out from drinking? — yarb
Played a prank on someone? — yeah
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — definitely
Cross-dressed? — No i prefer manliness
Been falling-down drunk? — yarb
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yep. recently.
Eaten snake? — alligator.
Marched/Protested? — protested. kinda.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — once
Puked on an amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — not really
Knitted? — Yep I forget how though
Been on TV? — maybe
Shot a gun? — it's fun
Skinny-dipped? — in a pool and the ocean
Given someone stitches? — he was asking for it
Eaten a whole hobanaro pepper? — hothothot
Ridden a surfboard? — nope
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — hell yeah
Had surgery? — once
Streaked? — not really
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — kinda
Passed out when NOT drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — yup
Donated Blood? — i would but no
Eaten cheesecake? —of course
Killed an animal when not hunting? — kinda
Peed your pants in public? — worse
Snuck into a movie without paying? — once or twice
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — All the time
Believe in love? - usually
Driven over a hundred M.P.H.? - yes :) I like it.
_________________________________________________________________________
if i were a month, i would be: october
if i were a day of the week, I would be: sunday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 3am
if i were a planet, i would be: jupiter
if i were a sea animal, i would be: manatee
if i were a direction, i would be: northwest
if i were a piece of furniture, a steamer trunk
if i were a sin, i would be: gluttony
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Henry the 8th
if i were a liquid, i would be: ferrofluid
if i were a stone, i would be: lapis lazuli
if i were a tree, i would be: a banyan
if i were a bird, i would be: an albatross
if i were a tool, i would be: a screwdriver
if i were a flower/plant, I would be: datura
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: a thunderstorm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: an ogre
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a bass clarinet
if i were an animal, i would be: a pig
if i were a color, i would be: blue and silver
if i were a fruit, i would be: Avocado
if i were a sound, i would be: a chorus of screams and moans
if i were an element, i would be: water
if i were a car, i would be: a black Cadillac town car from the early 80's
if i were a song, i would be: True Blue - Bright Eyes
if i were a movie, i would be: Repo Man
if i were a food, i would be: cheese
if i were a place, i would be: a dark, quiet coffee shop that serves beer
if i were a material, i would be: rather squishy and warm
if i were a taste, i would be: pepperoni pizza
if i were a scent, i would be: fried chicken
if i were a religion, i would be: a form of manipulation invented by man
if i were a word, i would be: iconoclasm (or Schadenfreude)
if i were an object, i would be: a book
if i were a body part, i would be: the belly
if i were a facial expression, i would be: trying to hide a smile
if i were a subject in school, i would be: english
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Coop from Megas XLR
if i were a shape, i would be: drawable only by M.C. Escher
if i were a number, i would be: 667
____________________________________________________________________
HREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. getting a job
2. being properly fed
3. becoming an alcoholic
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. the start of my current relationship
2. ****** * ***** ** ** ******* *****
3. *****
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. honesty
2. loyalty
3. encouragement
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. nothing
2. nada
3. i still can't think of anything
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. Love and hate are hard to tell apart sometimes
2. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
3. i feel great
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. not
2. a
3. thing
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. believe without reason
2. greet the morning cheerfully
3. stop
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. having a band
2. my house
3. having parties
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. understanding
2. acceptance
3. a fallout 3 brotherhood of steel life size statue
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. genetics
2. religion
3. california
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. music
3. movies
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. eat
2. smoke a bowl
3. sleep
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. web guy
2. call center
3. disability bum
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Tunisia
2. Amsterdam
3. New Orleans
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Coop Cooplowski (Megas XLR)
2. P.J.
3. Eric Cartman
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. ** **** 1000 ******
2. Go to Europe
3. Finish this Journal
___________________________________________________________________
Sexual orientation:
Gay
How often do you think about sex:
lots
How often do you HAVE sex:
not often
Worst sexual experience:
eh, it wasn't that bad i just fell asleep
Cybersex? Phone sex?:
Nah. Not usually.
Casual sex:
Depends on the person. Also if I'm in a relationship
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism:
Jerkin off still works for me, J/O
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
have a boring dildo but I want a harness and maybe a singlet, possibly rubber
Least sexiest body part:
Feet
Favorite body type:
Huge
Body hair:
lots to none
Monogamy or polygamy?:
Monogamy. But open. No 3 way partnerships though.
Underwear:
Boxers usually, but smallish/bikini briefs are hot
Pornographic or erotic:
Erotic.
How large is your porn collection?:
Gigs
Favorite hair color:
Black or blonde.
Kissing or cuddling?:
Two great tastes that go great together
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
mmm lighter shades
Most attractive anthro/furry creature:
Boars & Bears
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
so many
____________________________________
8 questions meme omitted due to the pressing need for sleep
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking (never invite Tequila to the party)
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 25
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 31
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 35
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 39
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 42
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 46
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 49
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (easier in Canada)
SO FAR: 54
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 58
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR:62
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR:64
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 65
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(X) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 68
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 70
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 73
Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 75
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 78
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 83
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 89
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 92
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 96
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 100
___________________________________________________________________________
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — not yet
Been arrested? — kinda
Kissed someone you didn't like? — nope
Slept in until 5 PM? — regularly
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yep
Held a snake? — yeah snakes are cool
Ran a red light? — yeah
Been suspended from school? — yeah
Experienced love at first sight? — kinda
Totaled your car in an accident? — yeah
Been fired from a job? — not yet
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — yeah
Pointed a gun at someone? — unloaded
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yeah
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yep
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — no
Kissed in the rain? — yeah
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yep
Saw someone die? — on the teevee
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — once i think
Smoked a cigar? — yarb
Sat on a rooftop? — yarb
Smuggled something into another country? — I plead the 5th
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — if so, I don't recall
Broken a bone? — no, the nose is cartilage
Skipped school? — yeah
Eaten a bug? — accidentally
Sleepwalked? — I've been told I have.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — lots
Ridden a motorcycle? — not yet
Dumped someone? — yup
Forgotten your anniversary? — kinda
Lied to avoid a ticket? — lol no i kinda provoke the cop usually. anti-authoritarian nature :P
Ridden in a helicopter? — yep
Shaved your head? — yep
Blacked out from drinking? — yarb
Played a prank on someone? — yeah
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — definitely
Cross-dressed? — No i prefer manliness
Been falling-down drunk? — yarb
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yep. recently.
Eaten snake? — alligator.
Marched/Protested? — protested. kinda.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — once
Puked on an amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — not really
Knitted? — Yep I forget how though
Been on TV? — maybe
Shot a gun? — it's fun
Skinny-dipped? — in a pool and the ocean
Given someone stitches? — he was asking for it
Eaten a whole hobanaro pepper? — hothothot
Ridden a surfboard? — nope
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — hell yeah
Had surgery? — once
Streaked? — not really
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — kinda
Passed out when NOT drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — yup
Donated Blood? — i would but no
Eaten cheesecake? —of course
Killed an animal when not hunting? — kinda
Peed your pants in public? — worse
Snuck into a movie without paying? — once or twice
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — All the time
Believe in love? - usually
Driven over a hundred M.P.H.? - yes :) I like it.
_________________________________________________________________________
if i were a month, i would be: october
if i were a day of the week, I would be: sunday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 3am
if i were a planet, i would be: jupiter
if i were a sea animal, i would be: manatee
if i were a direction, i would be: northwest
if i were a piece of furniture, a steamer trunk
if i were a sin, i would be: gluttony
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Henry the 8th
if i were a liquid, i would be: ferrofluid
if i were a stone, i would be: lapis lazuli
if i were a tree, i would be: a banyan
if i were a bird, i would be: an albatross
if i were a tool, i would be: a screwdriver
if i were a flower/plant, I would be: datura
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: a thunderstorm
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: an ogre
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a bass clarinet
if i were an animal, i would be: a pig
if i were a color, i would be: blue and silver
if i were a fruit, i would be: Avocado
if i were a sound, i would be: a chorus of screams and moans
if i were an element, i would be: water
if i were a car, i would be: a black Cadillac town car from the early 80's
if i were a song, i would be: True Blue - Bright Eyes
if i were a movie, i would be: Repo Man
if i were a food, i would be: cheese
if i were a place, i would be: a dark, quiet coffee shop that serves beer
if i were a material, i would be: rather squishy and warm
if i were a taste, i would be: pepperoni pizza
if i were a scent, i would be: fried chicken
if i were a religion, i would be: a form of manipulation invented by man
if i were a word, i would be: iconoclasm (or Schadenfreude)
if i were an object, i would be: a book
if i were a body part, i would be: the belly
if i were a facial expression, i would be: trying to hide a smile
if i were a subject in school, i would be: english
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Coop from Megas XLR
if i were a shape, i would be: drawable only by M.C. Escher
if i were a number, i would be: 667
____________________________________________________________________
HREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. getting a job
2. being properly fed
3. becoming an alcoholic
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. the start of my current relationship
2. ****** * ***** ** ** ******* *****
3. *****
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. honesty
2. loyalty
3. encouragement
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. nothing
2. nada
3. i still can't think of anything
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. Love and hate are hard to tell apart sometimes
2. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
3. i feel great
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. not
2. a
3. thing
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. believe without reason
2. greet the morning cheerfully
3. stop
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. having a band
2. my house
3. having parties
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. understanding
2. acceptance
3. a fallout 3 brotherhood of steel life size statue
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. genetics
2. religion
3. california
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. music
3. movies
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. eat
2. smoke a bowl
3. sleep
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. web guy
2. call center
3. disability bum
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Tunisia
2. Amsterdam
3. New Orleans
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Coop Cooplowski (Megas XLR)
2. P.J.
3. Eric Cartman
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. ** **** 1000 ******
2. Go to Europe
3. Finish this Journal
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Sexual orientation:
Gay
How often do you think about sex:
lots
How often do you HAVE sex:
not often
Worst sexual experience:
eh, it wasn't that bad i just fell asleep
Cybersex? Phone sex?:
Nah. Not usually.
Casual sex:
Depends on the person. Also if I'm in a relationship
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism:
Jerkin off still works for me, J/O
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
have a boring dildo but I want a harness and maybe a singlet, possibly rubber
Least sexiest body part:
Feet
Favorite body type:
Huge
Body hair:
lots to none
Monogamy or polygamy?:
Monogamy. But open. No 3 way partnerships though.
Underwear:
Boxers usually, but smallish/bikini briefs are hot
Pornographic or erotic:
Erotic.
How large is your porn collection?:
Gigs
Favorite hair color:
Black or blonde.
Kissing or cuddling?:
Two great tastes that go great together
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
mmm lighter shades
Most attractive anthro/furry creature:
Boars & Bears
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
so many
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8 questions meme omitted due to the pressing need for sleep
The asterisks are driving me mad though!