I've got to say, I'm pretty disappointed in my continued failure to stumble upon a portal to a magical realm containing a kingdom that needs me to become their champion in the fight against a terrible evil. Based on all the fantasy novels I've read I kinda figured that sort of thing would happen with a little more regularity, and I've certainly hit my fair share of 'darkest hour' moments when it would be opportune for my true destiny as a mythical hero to be revealed. Guess I'll just keep on stocking supermarket shelves while I wait.

-Felix