if i was a spice, i would be: onion powder

if i were a month, i would be: july

if i were a day of the week, I would be: monday(every one hates monday)

if i were a time of day, i would be: twilight

if i were a planet, i would be: marz

if i were a sea animal, i would be: shark

if i were a direction, i would be: NORTH north south east(its more south then north east but more nother then north south east.)

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: beenbag

if i were a sin, i would be: wrath(thats a sin right?)

if i were a historical figure, i would be: hitler(yes i said it)

if i were a liquid, i would be: blood

if i were a stone, i would be: jade

if i were a tree, i would be: cotten willow

if i were a bird, i would be: I AM A BIRD! eagle

if i were a tool, i would be: sword (its a tool of war)

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: tumble weed(wwwweeeee!!)

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: heat wave

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: werewolf

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: saxephone

if i were an animal, i would be: fox

if i were a color, i would be: GREEN!

if i were a fruit, i would be: banana

if i were a game, i would i be[like rpg,shooter,etc]: firstpersonshooter/action

if i were a junk food, i would be: all of them

if i were a sound, i would be: splat

if i were a soda, i would be: mountain dew!

if i were an element, i would be: darkness(that is an element)

if i were a car, i would be: MONSTER TRUCK!!!

if i were a song, i would be: 8th of november, 1965 by big'n rich

if i were a movie, i would be: a porno(wait, wa?!)

if i were a achoholic drink, i would be: i would never be one

if i were a food, i would be: cheese cake

if i were a pokemon, i would be: arcanine(hope i spelled it right)

if i were a consule, i would be: gamecube

if i were a cookie, i would be: peanutbutter

if i were a bag of chips, i would be: sourcream and onion lays(i hate sour cream but when its in a chip with onoins i love it!)

if i were a place, i would be: hell?

if i were a material, i would be: wood(any one get it?)

if i were a pattern, i would be: skull and bones

if i were a taste, i would be: mint

if i were a religion, i would be: ....... nope not gana say a thing.

if i were a word, i would be: weird

if i were an object, i would be: lamp

if i were a body part, i would be: do you realy want to know?

if i were a facial expression, i would be: this one

if i were a subject in school, i would be: science

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: ash

if i were a video game character, i would be: master chief

if i were a shape, i would be: rocket

if i were a number, i would be: ALEVENDY ZILLION!