I'm a huge dork, and so is  aribooboo

Me: boom chikka wow wow?
Ari: yes
Ari: that too
Ari: AND MORE
Me: MUCH MUCH MORE
Me: FOR ONLY $19.95!
Me: HI I'M BILLY MAYS
Ari: NOOOOO DON'T REMIND ME HAHA
Ari: i'll never look at oxyclean the same way again
Me: HI I'M BILLY MAYS FOR SEXYCLEAN BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW
Me: and then he strips....
Ari: dirties your vagina, and then cleans it XB
Me: BUT SEXYCLEAN ISN'T ONLY FOR VAGINAS
Ari: WHAT MORE CAN IT DO??
Me: IT CAN CLEAN YOUR CAR, WINDOWS AND APPLIANCES
Ari: CAN IT CLEAN THE JIZZ STAIN OFF THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR?
Me: THAT'S RIGHT, TIM
Ari: i want 20
Me: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
Me: ORDER TODAY AND GET THIS FREE VOUCHER FOR CLINICAL TESTING WORTH $15!
Ari: WAOWIE
Ari: I'm gonna get some for my whole family