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New poll on Yahoo group
19 years ago
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/adultdragonkin/polls
Trying to decide what to do with my avatar... decided to keep with the plot.
Bonus points if you tell me what modification you had done to earn the votes!
Background:
After pioneering protocols for freeze-branding of dragons around 2036, and then using such to create tattoos of a much broader palette than was possible without such bleaching, Chrontius opens a tattoo/piercing parlor, coinciding with the rapid advances in genetic and tissue engineering enabling dragons' existance -- in fact, he quickly expanded his offerings to include more complete body modification including the conventional, plastic surgery, sex and species reassignment; this was not so much due to his creating the technology as the pieces had been falling into place for decades prior. He was in the right place at the right time with the right sized venture capital.
For the first time, it was easier to become a fully grown adult gryphon for the duration of a vacation than it was to _clothe_ said gryphon for said duration; about the same time Chrontius returned to a morphic form. He had a hunch that only something a little extreme on his part would motivate anyone to actually wish to become said gryphon; as a result, he launched what would become the first annual "Modify the Management" promotion, resulting in the eventual grafting of a cloned horse weewee in place of his own. He pledged to hang onto it for at least three months after convincing his partners that six months could become rather excessive. He kept it the whole year that it ran, extending the promotion -- every dollar spent in the franchise's clinics racked up points toward his clydesdale cock; the more extreme the mods (to a point) the greater the point value. Originally, the promotion would end with the grafting, but at the three month mark he decided that the points would expire over time, and when the total dropped below the original goal, he would be free to return to his fun bits (or at the six month mark, whichever came first). Six months came first. Investors and fans (and stalkers) enjoyed the fact that financial reports were not only made in the buff, but sporting that huge horsey hardon; public nudity charges have fallen through, beginning a revolution in the politics of nakedness; we're testing positioning as an adult boutique as well in certain test markets.
For the second annual promotion, points became ballots in a massive online write-in campaign for what would be done to the founder; many franchise owners also participated at a store level. By a small but significant majority, it was decided that in keeping with the equine theme of last year, this year he would become a gelding.
"Mind you, my happy bits will be kept in cold storage for later, I expect those back in three months. (And yes, that _is_ rectal anaesthetic.)
Barring another such suprise, next year's Modify the Management promotion will be rather more planned; no write-ins this time, just a Shockwave-based multiple-choice touchscreen.
Now, I just need a list for next year. Guys?"
While a multiple-choice system was implemented, write-ins were not disallowed as he requested, unfortunately...
Trying to decide what to do with my avatar... decided to keep with the plot.
Bonus points if you tell me what modification you had done to earn the votes!
Background:
After pioneering protocols for freeze-branding of dragons around 2036, and then using such to create tattoos of a much broader palette than was possible without such bleaching, Chrontius opens a tattoo/piercing parlor, coinciding with the rapid advances in genetic and tissue engineering enabling dragons' existance -- in fact, he quickly expanded his offerings to include more complete body modification including the conventional, plastic surgery, sex and species reassignment; this was not so much due to his creating the technology as the pieces had been falling into place for decades prior. He was in the right place at the right time with the right sized venture capital.
For the first time, it was easier to become a fully grown adult gryphon for the duration of a vacation than it was to _clothe_ said gryphon for said duration; about the same time Chrontius returned to a morphic form. He had a hunch that only something a little extreme on his part would motivate anyone to actually wish to become said gryphon; as a result, he launched what would become the first annual "Modify the Management" promotion, resulting in the eventual grafting of a cloned horse weewee in place of his own. He pledged to hang onto it for at least three months after convincing his partners that six months could become rather excessive. He kept it the whole year that it ran, extending the promotion -- every dollar spent in the franchise's clinics racked up points toward his clydesdale cock; the more extreme the mods (to a point) the greater the point value. Originally, the promotion would end with the grafting, but at the three month mark he decided that the points would expire over time, and when the total dropped below the original goal, he would be free to return to his fun bits (or at the six month mark, whichever came first). Six months came first. Investors and fans (and stalkers) enjoyed the fact that financial reports were not only made in the buff, but sporting that huge horsey hardon; public nudity charges have fallen through, beginning a revolution in the politics of nakedness; we're testing positioning as an adult boutique as well in certain test markets.
For the second annual promotion, points became ballots in a massive online write-in campaign for what would be done to the founder; many franchise owners also participated at a store level. By a small but significant majority, it was decided that in keeping with the equine theme of last year, this year he would become a gelding.
"Mind you, my happy bits will be kept in cold storage for later, I expect those back in three months. (And yes, that _is_ rectal anaesthetic.)
Barring another such suprise, next year's Modify the Management promotion will be rather more planned; no write-ins this time, just a Shockwave-based multiple-choice touchscreen.
Now, I just need a list for next year. Guys?"
While a multiple-choice system was implemented, write-ins were not disallowed as he requested, unfortunately...
