Howdy, readers! Welcome to the only newspaper with a 100% accuracy rating! (it's really easy when you get to make up all the stories!)

This is Duino, here to satisfy all your fiction needs! Pardon the mess as we get our shop up and running- entrepreneurship is one of the few skills I haven't absolutely mastered quite yet.

I've been doing freelance writing for folks on and off for the past few months, and wanted to throw some of my favorites in a gallery where it could be shared with everyone. I'll also be taking on commissions for more written fiction, so please, come at me with any and all ideas!

I'm looking to take on a few small projects to start, and will be expanding from there. Cartoon hijinks and slapstick are my favorite things to write for, but I'm willing to try just about anything! So drop me a line and I'll drop something back on you! (or something nicer, I guess that's how businesses are meant to work)

Enjoy your stay, and see you in the funny pages!