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16 years ago
Hurrr. My man is leaving for half a year in a bit. Can't exactly specify dates derp! Deployment sucks.
Anywho. I'm going to be bored as fuck and doing nothing but drawing and doing crazy shit and blahblah.
I can not find a fucking job anywhere. I have a roof over my head, I have food to eat, I live very comfortably. All I need is somewhere to sleep and food, so no I am not dying or anything.
This is not a cry for help as I don't need help, I just need something to occupy my time, and cash for new art stuff and to send him cute care packages and everything would be so amazing.
Commissions.. Well, let's see.. What the fuck do you want?
I'll draw just about anything. Except fucking DIAPER FURS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Fuck that.
I'll draw anything if you're paying me. I don't really care too much.
Um let's see. I am a painter with no paints! Um.. so if you want something colored it'd have to be digital 'cause I suck with colored pencils.
I will do anything you want pretty much, we can decide the price after you tell me what you want, as a painting or really detailed badge or something is going to cost more than a simple sketch. The prices are going to be reasonable. This is just an overview and I know people don't like waiting but I've got a couple weeks before I can see if I can get new art supplies. So if you want simple sketches until then, hoohah! I can start saving up for art supplies to produce beastly art.
SO Sorry I'm rambling but let's get to the gist of prices.
Digital and simple paper pencil sketches are 5 dollars at the moment. This can be one or two characters, any more are a dollar a piece.
Colored are 10 dollars.
Additional characters are 2 dollars! Because they'll be colored!
That's about all I'm capable for at the moment.
I smoke before I draw so let it be known that it'll be some crazy colorful shits.
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: (I am aware I have not submitted anything that shows my talent in painting and mixed media, but I figured people from furaffinity would be more willing to get commissions from me than DA or SA because I can NOT be assed to comment whore or mass friend people just so I can get known and etc. I'm the kind of art whore that meddles in anything creative... not the other kind.)
Paintings start out at 25 dollars, the larger you go, the more detailed, the more complex the price rises a bit.
Collages/"projects" would start out at 35, blah blah.
TOO LAZY TO PUT WHAT ELSE I'D BE DOING ON HERE.
Sculptures, shadow boxes, jewelry etc I can't even begin to put prices on because I don't have any of the supplies yet. As I said I am only doing digital and traditional sketches and stuff atm.
I know I sound unreliable, but :( CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB and I just moved from Ohio to WA in April and didn't have the money to ship ALL of my art stuff to myself. I had one box full of books and art supplies that exploded in the truck, and unless I had a list of every book and thing I lost they couldn't replace or find. And they wouldn't refund me even the shipping cost unless I had gotten insurance. Also, don't ever get insurance with the post office unless you have a list and a pile of receipts for everything in there, otherwise they will NOT give any money back. That's the loophole/fine print. And most of my books and art supplies were gifts from when I was young up until last year, so of course I had no list or receipt. Oh well.
And I did it the night before I flew out here so I lost over a grand of books and art supplies. :/
I know, ouch.
I know no one will be offering but I rarely update journals so this will just be staying up here for a bit until I either get new supplies or blahblah.
An actual commissions update will happen after I get new stuff.
k quiz time.
ANIME/MANGA NERD
[] You watch anime.
[ x] You read manga.
[ x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 4
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[ x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x ] You have a favorite brand.
[xxxxx ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[xxxxxx ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x ] Your drawings have been framed.
[x ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 15
MUSICAL NERD
[x ] You play a musical instrument.
[ x] You play more than one instrument.
[ x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 6
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x ] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ xxxx] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video game nerd = 13
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[they see me trollan ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x ] You spend time in online forums.
[ x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' "HEIL GRAMMER!!!"
[ x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[xxxxxxxxxxx ] You can type really, really fast.
Computer nerd = 12
lol apparently I'm an artistic online videogamer.
bye my little furlings
Anywho. I'm going to be bored as fuck and doing nothing but drawing and doing crazy shit and blahblah.
I can not find a fucking job anywhere. I have a roof over my head, I have food to eat, I live very comfortably. All I need is somewhere to sleep and food, so no I am not dying or anything.
This is not a cry for help as I don't need help, I just need something to occupy my time, and cash for new art stuff and to send him cute care packages and everything would be so amazing.
Commissions.. Well, let's see.. What the fuck do you want?
I'll draw just about anything. Except fucking DIAPER FURS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Fuck that.
I'll draw anything if you're paying me. I don't really care too much.
Um let's see. I am a painter with no paints! Um.. so if you want something colored it'd have to be digital 'cause I suck with colored pencils.
I will do anything you want pretty much, we can decide the price after you tell me what you want, as a painting or really detailed badge or something is going to cost more than a simple sketch. The prices are going to be reasonable. This is just an overview and I know people don't like waiting but I've got a couple weeks before I can see if I can get new art supplies. So if you want simple sketches until then, hoohah! I can start saving up for art supplies to produce beastly art.
SO Sorry I'm rambling but let's get to the gist of prices.
Digital and simple paper pencil sketches are 5 dollars at the moment. This can be one or two characters, any more are a dollar a piece.
Colored are 10 dollars.
Additional characters are 2 dollars! Because they'll be colored!
That's about all I'm capable for at the moment.
I smoke before I draw so let it be known that it'll be some crazy colorful shits.
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: (I am aware I have not submitted anything that shows my talent in painting and mixed media, but I figured people from furaffinity would be more willing to get commissions from me than DA or SA because I can NOT be assed to comment whore or mass friend people just so I can get known and etc. I'm the kind of art whore that meddles in anything creative... not the other kind.)
Paintings start out at 25 dollars, the larger you go, the more detailed, the more complex the price rises a bit.
Collages/"projects" would start out at 35, blah blah.
TOO LAZY TO PUT WHAT ELSE I'D BE DOING ON HERE.
Sculptures, shadow boxes, jewelry etc I can't even begin to put prices on because I don't have any of the supplies yet. As I said I am only doing digital and traditional sketches and stuff atm.
I know I sound unreliable, but :( CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB and I just moved from Ohio to WA in April and didn't have the money to ship ALL of my art stuff to myself. I had one box full of books and art supplies that exploded in the truck, and unless I had a list of every book and thing I lost they couldn't replace or find. And they wouldn't refund me even the shipping cost unless I had gotten insurance. Also, don't ever get insurance with the post office unless you have a list and a pile of receipts for everything in there, otherwise they will NOT give any money back. That's the loophole/fine print. And most of my books and art supplies were gifts from when I was young up until last year, so of course I had no list or receipt. Oh well.
And I did it the night before I flew out here so I lost over a grand of books and art supplies. :/
I know, ouch.
I know no one will be offering but I rarely update journals so this will just be staying up here for a bit until I either get new supplies or blahblah.
An actual commissions update will happen after I get new stuff.
k quiz time.
ANIME/MANGA NERD
[] You watch anime.
[ x] You read manga.
[ x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 4
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[ x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x ] You have a favorite brand.
[xxxxx ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[xxxxxx ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x ] Your drawings have been framed.
[x ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 15
MUSICAL NERD
[x ] You play a musical instrument.
[ x] You play more than one instrument.
[ x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 6
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x ] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ xxxx] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video game nerd = 13
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[they see me trollan ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x ] You spend time in online forums.
[ x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' "HEIL GRAMMER!!!"
[ x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[xxxxxxxxxxx ] You can type really, really fast.
Computer nerd = 12
lol apparently I'm an artistic online videogamer.
bye my little furlings
