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A Delectable Decision! (April Fool's)
6 years ago
I've decided Pokemon is like, totally lame, maaaaan! From here-on out, all stories will be exclusively about the glorious, resplendent, remarkable, incredible, seminal, visionary King of All Animes.
Fighting Foodons
Behold, the auditory masterpizza that is their theme song! Revel in its majesty, its pure tonal perfection! Every beet, every note produced in such a way as to be as timeless as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and then exseed it!
https://youtu.be/1LbWWx80ZPA
Every frame a delicious painting, sweet nectar for the eyes to gorge upon! Sixty frames per second is for chumps, true appreciators of art will understand that six cuts a second is the perfect amount of lime to truly grasp the beauty of its artichokry!
Ahh, the voice-work, lovingly recorded and edited from its original heathen language by 4Kids! Entertainment! Truly, there can be no equal when it comes to their capability to truly reheat a product to a delectable glory!
Then there's the writing, an infinite onion of storytelling, layers upon layers that will make you cry and your hands smell! Verily, even the simple banter could be analyzed by a thousand muses for a thousand years and still not have every nuance laid bare for the simple man to digest. Indeed, Fighting Foodons is completely indigestible, but that's what makes it great!
So join me, my watchers, my friends, my appetizers, my zealots, as we delve into the deep dish depths that this wondrous production has to offer. Truly, there is no equal.
Have a look at this glowing praise!
Chef Ramsey: Finally, Some Good Fucking Food
Siskel and Ebert: A series so great it's worth rising from the grave for
Hypnotoad: Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ
Fighting Foodons
Behold, the auditory masterpizza that is their theme song! Revel in its majesty, its pure tonal perfection! Every beet, every note produced in such a way as to be as timeless as Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and then exseed it!
https://youtu.be/1LbWWx80ZPA
Every frame a delicious painting, sweet nectar for the eyes to gorge upon! Sixty frames per second is for chumps, true appreciators of art will understand that six cuts a second is the perfect amount of lime to truly grasp the beauty of its artichokry!
Ahh, the voice-work, lovingly recorded and edited from its original heathen language by 4Kids! Entertainment! Truly, there can be no equal when it comes to their capability to truly reheat a product to a delectable glory!
Then there's the writing, an infinite onion of storytelling, layers upon layers that will make you cry and your hands smell! Verily, even the simple banter could be analyzed by a thousand muses for a thousand years and still not have every nuance laid bare for the simple man to digest. Indeed, Fighting Foodons is completely indigestible, but that's what makes it great!
So join me, my watchers, my friends, my appetizers, my zealots, as we delve into the deep dish depths that this wondrous production has to offer. Truly, there is no equal.
Have a look at this glowing praise!
Chef Ramsey: Finally, Some Good Fucking Food
Siskel and Ebert: A series so great it's worth rising from the grave for
Hypnotoad: Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ Y̬̳͎̻̳ͅO̙̙̺͓Ṳ ͔̝̥̰͕W̭͖̗̯I͏̹̫̠̪L͙̻̬̙͔L̘͠ ͈͉̭͔̤͎̦B͕͔̯̻E͎̲̖͖A̷̩͍̦̙̫̪R̷͉̪̪̺͇ ͘Ẃ̳̣͍̩̪̩͎I͕T̸̜͚̜̘̠̦̥N͙͇̬͠ͅE҉͖̬͉̞̖̝͎S͈̮̱̱̬̯̰͡S͕̫̮̘͚̖͝ ̟͔̞̠͉̲T̸̖͍O̳ F̠̗̩͙͍͔͎̕I̲̼̲̰̯͙G̨̘͇͔͍̫̗̜H̦̞̠T̪̙̫̜I̗̺̣͖̫N͖̬̜̞G͇̜̣̜̀ ҉̹F̮̖͈́O҉̖̦͓͈̳̮̞O̼̟̯D̠̥Ò̳̞͕̝N̛̥̺͉̬̦̳̥S̮͖̼̹͓ͅ
