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6 years ago
I will do any kind of RP, Adult or Otherwise. I do have some caveats.
-I prefer Straight sex scenes. Nothing against the LGBT community, I just prefer straight sex.
-No scat, golden showers, vore, or gore. Sure, some of my favorites may have gore, but I don't like it in my RPs.
-Also, no futanari stuff. I never really liked the idea of a dickgirl.
And that's pretty much it. I'm up for muscle worships, adventure RPs, sexual RPs, you name it! Be sure to post your start of the RP on this journal, but please note, that it WILL take me a bit to get to each of your comments.
AND... BEGIN!
-I prefer Straight sex scenes. Nothing against the LGBT community, I just prefer straight sex.
-No scat, golden showers, vore, or gore. Sure, some of my favorites may have gore, but I don't like it in my RPs.
-Also, no futanari stuff. I never really liked the idea of a dickgirl.
And that's pretty much it. I'm up for muscle worships, adventure RPs, sexual RPs, you name it! Be sure to post your start of the RP on this journal, but please note, that it WILL take me a bit to get to each of your comments.
AND... BEGIN!
Brittney: There. Now, we'll compare them to the "after", once I'm ready.
Brittney: Oh yeah.... (drinks down a bottle of water, before crushing the empty bottle in her hand) I feel good.
Brittney: So?
Brittney: Wonder if I'm as strong as I look....
Michael: Impressive!
Brittney: Mmm... hail to the queen, baby. (kisses her bicep)
"Straw? Are you out of your mind?! A flimsy structure like that wouldn't last a single day. And besides, we live on the country now, so we should follow their architectural traditions and build each a log cabin. That'll keep us warm during the winter and keep the heat out during the summer. A perfect little settlement if you ask me."
*The third brother, ironically the wisest and most responsible of them, again argues that a wooden cottage isn't likely to withstand strong winds either and suggests carefully constructed brick houses held together with cement, much to the objection of his brothers who find this idea to difficult and time-consuming. As they continue arguing, Bibi (the wolfess here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58959535/) eavesdropps on their conversation from her hiding place behind a tree and ponders how to have some naught "fun" with the hunky piggies. She finally thinks of an idea how to get her claws on them and make a profit at the same time. Later, as they're resting at the edge of the woods exhausted from walking all day, the muscular wolfess approaches them, wearing a business suit consisting of a grey blazer and mini-skirt, a white undershirt and complete with a small pair of triangular glasses. She smirks and whispers to herself: "Show time.", before going to wake them.*
(I based this RP of the three little pigs cartoon from 1999: https://youtu.be/t761g0nNf8U?si=ZJ01tnCwGXMG8FH9. Continue as you see fit.)
Bibi: Hunky Pig, Hunky Pig, lemme come in!
*She says in a slightly husky tone, even showing him a bit of cleavage. However, despite feeling aroused by her extremely muscular frame, the hog finds it suspicious that the housing department would send someone to investigate his house unannounced, so he nervously denies her entry.*
Pig: Ahem... I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't think I should just let you in. Shouldn't a home inspection be announced in advance?
*Bibi sighs in annoyance, seeing that any further attempts at trickery would be pointless. So, she decides to abandon the trick and rips off her suit to reveal her usual attire and demands one more time that the hog let her in, snorting with anger.*
Pig: No, no and again no! Not on your life. Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!, *the hunk replies frantically and in a panic, quickly moving some heavy furniture to the door so she couldn't break the door down. Seeing that the pig won't give in to her demands, Bibi decides to do some "lung exercises".*
(She inhales deeply, her pecs swelling out rapidly...)
Straw Pig: EEP! I gotta get to my brother!!
(He runs as BiBi chases him!)
Bibi *calls after him in a seductive tone*: You're running in the wrong direction, piggiy boy! Turn around and come to momma!
(But instead, the straw pig becomes even more afraid of her intentions, so he runs faster until she looses him. Not seeing him anymore, she curses out loud in anger.)
Bibi: DAMMIT!! Who would've thought he's just as fast as he's attractive? Hmm, I need to think. How do find him now? (She starts pondering, but it only takes her a moment to realise that she can simply track his scent with her keen sense of smell. She gets on the ground and soon finds his strong, sweaty odor. Walking on all fours, she begins following him to his brother's wooden cabin.)
(Meanwhile, the panicked and panting hog reaches his brother's recently constructed home and, in a hurry, tells him what happened.)
Stick Pig: EASY, big guy, EASY! We're gonna be okay! My wooden house should be MUCH stronger!
Stick Pig: For both our sakes, I hope you're right!!
(Bibi knocks on the door...)
Bibi: Sweaty pigs, sweaty pigs, let me in...!
(Bibi smirks, having expected this answer and being all too eager to see for herself just how strong this cabin actually is. So she spreads her legs, flexes her biceps and the calls out: "Tsk, tsk. Overconfident much? I think I'm going to humble you with a little huffing and puffing.")
Bibi, having only grown hornier from the "exercise", excitedly jogs after them. She tracks them effortlessly to their youngest brother's medium sized house made of stone and granite.)
Pigs: NOT BY THE HAIRS ON OUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN!