Went fishing with my dad on saturday and it was the best time ever even though we sat out in the cold for 9 hours and hardly got a god damn bite. I haven't been fishing in so long ;0; 11 years!!! our spot was all overgrown, we gotta bring a damn machete with us next time so we can hack the place back down to a relaxing chill zone lol. Hardly any good bites but I did remain holder of the "biggest catch of the day" record with this sweet snag. Yeah, it's a chub. Yeah, it's 5". I'm basically a fishing god.

hooked the poor guy pretty good in the face there, but despite that it readily escaped back into the depths of the river. little bastard had been stealing my (AND ONLY MY) worms all morning with little nibbles but never committed to its crimes, but I GOT IT. musta learned its lesson and told its friends about its abduction 'cause there wasn't a SINGLE BITE after that >:C

anyway i luv fishing, hype 2 go again and maybe catch a slightly larger dick joke