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EP Endgame Story (fake)
6 years ago
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INFINIDAGGER!!!!! -ded- oh o3o
I've seen posts telling entitled parents not to ruin Endgame, and well...there was an EP that did just that...well, at least TRIED to, anyway. You'll see why shortly.
The Story
I went to get tickets for Endgame, and I'm next in line, and just as I'm getting to the booth, in comes EM cutting in front of me. I tell her I was next, and she looked at me and said "not anymore" in the condescending way possible. She then turned around back to the guy in the ticket booth and practically DEMANDED that he give her and her child tickets to see Endgame. Apparently, this is the 2nd time she's seen it with her kid, and she wants to see it again. The ticket guy tells her the price, and she says "No! I saw it last time, so I should get the tickets for FREE!"
Of course, the ticket guy wasn't having any of it, and I saw that the kid was actually crying from what I can assume to be embarrassment. EM uses this as a weapon and says "Look what you did! You made my precious baby cry! You should be fired!" This was the ticket guy's breaking point, and he told her that he will NOT be giving her ANY tickets, and that she's no longer welcome. As expected, she argues with the guy, telling him that he can't do that, that she's a "valuable customer" and all that sentimental candy-floss. The guy tells her that he has a right to refuse service and tells her that if she doesn't leave, he'll call security. In her brain, she decides that if SHE can't see Endgame, then nobody can. She turns to the crowd, and says "By the way..." and I knew she was gonna try & spoil it. Thankfully, the ticket guy was prepared and had one of those air horns. He opens the window to the booth, aims it at her, and blows. This startled her, and she regained her composure and tried a second time. Once again, he blew the horn. She tried a total of 10 times before the security finally came (at the 5th attempt, she tried to say what she was trying to say quickly to try & beat the ticket guy). She tried YET AGAIN as security took her away, and ticket guy blew again. Needless to say, justice was served...very loud...and near-deafening justice, but justice nonetheless. Also, Endgame was AWESOME!!
Spoilers: There was a beginning, a middle, and an end, but the best part is when Thanos found out that Darth Vader was his long-lost father!
The Story
I went to get tickets for Endgame, and I'm next in line, and just as I'm getting to the booth, in comes EM cutting in front of me. I tell her I was next, and she looked at me and said "not anymore" in the condescending way possible. She then turned around back to the guy in the ticket booth and practically DEMANDED that he give her and her child tickets to see Endgame. Apparently, this is the 2nd time she's seen it with her kid, and she wants to see it again. The ticket guy tells her the price, and she says "No! I saw it last time, so I should get the tickets for FREE!"
Of course, the ticket guy wasn't having any of it, and I saw that the kid was actually crying from what I can assume to be embarrassment. EM uses this as a weapon and says "Look what you did! You made my precious baby cry! You should be fired!" This was the ticket guy's breaking point, and he told her that he will NOT be giving her ANY tickets, and that she's no longer welcome. As expected, she argues with the guy, telling him that he can't do that, that she's a "valuable customer" and all that sentimental candy-floss. The guy tells her that he has a right to refuse service and tells her that if she doesn't leave, he'll call security. In her brain, she decides that if SHE can't see Endgame, then nobody can. She turns to the crowd, and says "By the way..." and I knew she was gonna try & spoil it. Thankfully, the ticket guy was prepared and had one of those air horns. He opens the window to the booth, aims it at her, and blows. This startled her, and she regained her composure and tried a second time. Once again, he blew the horn. She tried a total of 10 times before the security finally came (at the 5th attempt, she tried to say what she was trying to say quickly to try & beat the ticket guy). She tried YET AGAIN as security took her away, and ticket guy blew again. Needless to say, justice was served...very loud...and near-deafening justice, but justice nonetheless. Also, Endgame was AWESOME!!
Spoilers: There was a beginning, a middle, and an end, but the best part is when Thanos found out that Darth Vader was his long-lost father!
Gizmo420
~gizmo420
You my good man have made a grand masterpiece
WPBcrazy
~wpbcrazy
OP
Thanks ^^
