Disclaimer: I was bored and half asleep while typing this...this is a joke...only a joke had this been an actual journal entry it might have made sense.

I have to apologize to anyone reading my comments and journals lately as many times I've gotten up and come in here without brushing my teeth first and my antivirus told me this morning that I was going to be quarantined if I didn't stop polluting cyberspace with my horrific breath. So to anyone whos pc smelled bad while reading my stuff, it was my breath.....sorry...


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Does your breath smell like your ass?
When you wake up in the morning does the milk curdle when you walk by?
Do flowers wilt when you smell them?
Have you been the victim of an anal cranial inversion over night?

If so you need to brush your damned teeth!