Swirly things are great... When is the CD album out?

Was concerned about him sticking his head in an electric oven though. Was like "Nah, should be a gas one, silly".

*insert joke about spinning out CDs/records*

You...you are...so twisted

I mean, if i ever did get a job in a store that sold kitchen equipment, it could save people from making the same mistake. So it's not that bad.

And i just realised that Wonder Woman isn't as innocent as she seems. Carrying a golden noose everywhere and throwing it at people, like some kind of special "Kill yourself rope". If that isn't a twisted super hero, i'm not sure what is. :)


So yep, TV and social media are totally to blame for corrupting the minds of completely innocent wuffs. *switches on battery powered halo this time*

She can pass judgement on anyone that pisses her off!
Break into her house? Golden noose.
Make a sexist remark? Golden noose!
Look at her funny while she showers in the invisible jet? GOLDEN NOOSE!!