Dang it!

*evil bunny laugh*

*successful clickbait was successful*

YESSSSSSS! *punches her furry li'l fist up in the air*

Nice new icon. :)

Thanks, Lauren. I thought it was time to make a new one. I got another I made from a Luthien Nightwolf picture too that I'll be using soon.

Yes, I fell for it. 😑

And another one-and another one- Another one bites the dust! *stomp stomp*

Am so missing you. 😔

you are evil!

V.

I'm a vampire! I was born that way. Bwaa-haa-haa-haaaaaa!

I was told there'd be naked ladies. :c

S*U*C*K*E*R!!!

*Sees journal title*

*Unbidden voice of experience rises in mind*

'Now that I've got your attention...'



Let me provide your readers with what I'm sure they actually wanted when they clicked here, REAL naked ladies, available to order: https://www.americanmeadows.com/flo.....elladonna-lily

Well, if you want to get all technical and REALLY see some that I took pictures of......
https://www.deviantart.com/puppetdo.....looms-64576218

See? Now why didn't you put THAT in your journal?

We'd all have been appreciative.

So far as I know, you are the only flower aficionado amongst my watchers, and I'm not about to cater to you only.

The reason for that is because you never post journals with flowers IN them. How can your watchers appreciate what they never see?

Finnish deflowering your followers Fangs! Let them see your petals!

''Finnish deflowering your followers Fangs!''

Not being a Finn, I don't know how to do this. I could vampire deflower them though.

Huh. I always thought you'd now that move. With the IKEA bed n' all. Well, you do what you gotta do, draining people of their fluids n' all that.

But enough about you and me.

He he....you noticed my new featured submission, did you?

D: We are bamboozled, but for once I don't mind!

That's good! I was just joking around anyway.

*nods* You have a good sense of humor. :)

Why, thank you!

Just a FLASH in the pan?

I see what you did there!

*Throws her top into the crowd.* I'm with you, bun.

Uh huh......just like you did here? https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24278806/

Well she Did say "Throws Her top into the crowd"......she just failed to mention who "Her" was! *Straps Bunny's top to his head like an Aviators helmet while poking his tongue out at topless Bunny!*

Gimme, you beast!!

Bwahahaha!!! *Plays keep away with the Beautiful Topless Bunny* That's Right, Make them Jiggle!!

You're gonna pay for this, buster!!!!

Perhaps I will........but right now I'm having a BLAST!! *Twirls the Bikini top on his finger*

&*$#@?*!!!!!! *growls and tries for the top*

*Evil Laugh's and holds Bunny back by placing his paw on her forehead*
All you have to do is ask Nicely Bunny.......then Maayyybe I'll give it back...

Forget it! Hell will freeze over before I do!! *Walks off flaunting her breasts for everyone to see but you*

.......But......but...... Oh well at least I tried.
*Straps top back on head and makes annoying motor boat sounds*

*giggles quietly as she leaves* *he's so easy to tease*

I Heard That!! *Holds top up again*
If you want it, just come and get it.... draggy's done playing.

As if I would believe you. I'm not gonna play your game, ya furry jokester!

Fine, I like it as an aviators cap Better!
..........but I was gonna give it back ya'know?

Just keep it. I'd never get all the red fur out of it anyway, and your shed fur makes me itch. I don't need that on my tender boopies!

No, what you need on your tender Boopies is draggy's Big Paw's! *Pokes tongue out at the Bunny*

NOT!!

........ paweeeese?
They always say "Ask nicely and you shall Receive!"

They lied!

Damn! Draggy's been lied to again!
Though I've always had my Suspensions.... cause no matter How Nicely I asked the Bank for money, they always No!

See? I told you!

........but....I thought Bunny would be Different....
At least I tried.....I asked Corrily and she's been Snapping at me!

You're lucky Corrilly is holding back and being easy on you. Try to lay a paw on me and I'll do more than snap at you. *grrrrrrr*

I know she is..... she's just a big Tease!
..... I'm hoping you Will!! *Makes Grabby Paw's*

*whacks your paws with wooden rulers*

!!0.0!! Eeeeeeeeek!!!! When did you Bunny become a Nun?!!
I suppose I should Start calling you Sister Bunny?

I went to convent school once for a while. It's where I learned about sin.

Really? ........ We're they Really as mean as I've heard?
People have told me some pretty Bad stories about those places.....I think it's just a bunch of old sexually frustrated women who choose to take their aggression out on the children myself.

Eh, it wasn't bad. I tattled on everyone else. Even when they hadn't done anything.

!!0.0!! .....Bunny was a Snitch? ......draggy never would have survived....he would have died from Broken Paw's!

It was a girls only school, Draggy. Though I'd have loved to see you in the school uniform.

Girls Only school?...... Hehehe, draggy would have sported that uniform like Rue Paul to be surrounded by Bunny and So Many Lovely Girl's!!

It might not have been your knuckles that the Mother Superior smacked with her ruler though, if you did. She might have aimed lower.

Eeeeeeep!!!! That's Ruthless!!
But I know I could count on Bunny to keep my secret, Right?

You already forgot about my tattling?

In other words...no way, Jose!

But.....but...... it's draggy we're talking about here......awww, who am i kidding....Bunny would Film the whole thing and sell copies for $5 each!

Yep! $5 or three for $10!

Ya'know, you're just like the Woodshed after that Big storm we had.......Roofless!!

He he.....good one. And true too!!

LOL!!! Draggy knows his Bunny well....

Oh, you loved it and you know it!

But I meant my top, bun.

....... even Better!!

You wanna explain how her being topless is better to you than ME being topless? I thought Bunny was your favorite!!! *whimpers*

Bunny IS draggy's Favorite......but Grace might actually let draggy touch without being Beaten half to Death or Locked up in the Woodshed without Supper!!

Yeah, she probably would at that. I'll have to talk to her about how you need more discipline.

But...... but........*Whines Loudly*

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll still let you. She just might want to put a leash or something on you too, is all. She's big into leashes, she is.

!!0.0!! OH, well......in That Case....a Leash would be fine! Just don't tell her about the rolled up Newspaper with the hidden pipe Inside!

He he....you just did.

O.O Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Shuuuuuuuuure you did!! I know you ya sneeky vixen. Always messin' with this innocent li'l bunny, and stealing parts of her bathing suit! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24502860/

But, yes, I did enjoy that whole day. Even......maybe especially, after you and Megan had me, and yourselves, stripped nakey. I haven't seen such an adoring mob as we drew in ages!!

-I am a lady and I came naked as usually...so your plan is hereby foiled!
-Shall we go out to dinner, or jump right into the bedroom scene?

I knew you would, so I already ate. I'm ready for the bedroom!

Love your readiness! I'll eat some sexy bunny then. Spread your legs!

*GASH* Oooops....I mean *GASP* HEHEHE

!!0.0!! Where's all the Naked Virgin's? Draggy cannot find Bunny's
Promised Sacrifice's!!

I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend.

Hey, That's Good Enough for Me!! Besides, Virgin's are Overrated anyway.....draggy prefers Experience over Naivety, it's Always more Fun that way!

See? Sometimes all you have to do is ask the right question and have the right person answer you. Boy, aren't you the lucky dragon?

Yes, draggy's very lucky to have such Incredibly Great Friends as he has found in you Grace and Megan!

Now where are all the Nakie Girl's?

They went home. Their mothers were calling them.

!!0.0!! *Whiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!*

This goes right up there with the signage:
"Topless Waitresses, Free Beer, and False Advertising!"

TANSTAAFL!

Barenaked Ladies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggJS0p-QQc

We don't sing though.