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Fake story I submitted to another forum :)
6 years ago
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It happened when I was younger. We had been snowed in for a few days and my girlfriend needed cigarettes. She was driving me nuts, so I threw on my winter gear and took off for the grocery store which was a three hour hike from where we were (mountain country). I was planning to be there at dawn when the store opened so I could pick up some other things we needed.
There was a full moon that night, so seeing wasn't a problem. It was bright enough to read by. about an hour into my journey, I thought I heard a woman laughing. I stopped. Looked around, and listened. Nobody. So I kept on trucking.
Another hour later, I hear some more laughter and I catch something from the corner of my eye. I turned to look and saw the Woman.
The Woman was my girlfriend's size. Maybe 5'2". She was in her late teens/early twenties. She was a brunette who wore her hair in a bun and had skin as white as milk. And she was completely naked.
I could do nothing but stand there and look at her. The Woman acted as if she was impervious to the cold, and it was cold! She never said anything, but she laughed a little while she sized me up. Finally the Woman turned around, shook her bare ass at me and then motioned for me to follow her off somewhere.
I didn't move a muscle. You see, my grandfather was a Scotsman who believed in fairies and he had told his grandson all about the dangers of meeting strange women in the woods.
The Woman turned around and saw I wasn't coming. That got her mad and she took up this 'I'm so angry at you" Tinkerbell pose with her hands on her hips. I started to walk away and I could hear her sputtering in anger until she was out of sight.
A couple hours later, I'm in town and I report the woman to the constable. He said his guys would be on the lookout for the Woman (I found out later I wasn't the only person who saw her). Then I went to the store, bought the cigarettes and a few other items, like some oatmeal cookies which my grandfather said would help if you were lost in the woods and maybe pixy-lated.
Got back home before noon. My girlfriend was pissed that I had taken so long. She didn't believe my story either. That summer, I dropped her and got me a new girlfriend who didn't smoke.
There was a full moon that night, so seeing wasn't a problem. It was bright enough to read by. about an hour into my journey, I thought I heard a woman laughing. I stopped. Looked around, and listened. Nobody. So I kept on trucking.
Another hour later, I hear some more laughter and I catch something from the corner of my eye. I turned to look and saw the Woman.
The Woman was my girlfriend's size. Maybe 5'2". She was in her late teens/early twenties. She was a brunette who wore her hair in a bun and had skin as white as milk. And she was completely naked.
I could do nothing but stand there and look at her. The Woman acted as if she was impervious to the cold, and it was cold! She never said anything, but she laughed a little while she sized me up. Finally the Woman turned around, shook her bare ass at me and then motioned for me to follow her off somewhere.
I didn't move a muscle. You see, my grandfather was a Scotsman who believed in fairies and he had told his grandson all about the dangers of meeting strange women in the woods.
The Woman turned around and saw I wasn't coming. That got her mad and she took up this 'I'm so angry at you" Tinkerbell pose with her hands on her hips. I started to walk away and I could hear her sputtering in anger until she was out of sight.
A couple hours later, I'm in town and I report the woman to the constable. He said his guys would be on the lookout for the Woman (I found out later I wasn't the only person who saw her). Then I went to the store, bought the cigarettes and a few other items, like some oatmeal cookies which my grandfather said would help if you were lost in the woods and maybe pixy-lated.
Got back home before noon. My girlfriend was pissed that I had taken so long. She didn't believe my story either. That summer, I dropped her and got me a new girlfriend who didn't smoke.
