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Aww. Just a meme...
Sorry to get your hopes up...
I STOLDED IT FROM
SAMBUCA !
Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. You're an asshole. Get out of my life. Now. Don't ever talk to me again. Don't ever pretend to tolerate the fact that I'm different. Go die.
2. Go make me a sandwich, woman!
3. You. Me. Fuck. Now. (Seriously, it's been a month! O A O)
4. Eww. Creepy girl. Why don't you understand this? I DO NOT LIKE VAGINA!
5. You can tell me all you want that I'll never succeed in life. I probably won't. You telling me doesn't help that fact.
6. Go grow a personality.
7. I swear, if you drive by me one more time and yell fag, I will run after your car and kill you both. (Directed at some idiot who drove by me three times yelling this...)
8. We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say EKI EKI EKI EKI PIKANG ZOOM BOING!
9. BITCHMOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA!
10. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
Nine Things About Yourself:
1. I have Klinefelter's Syndrome
2. I'm too fucking tall for my own damn good.
3. I'M A BOY, GODDAMMIT!
4. I wish I could draw...
5. Cross-dressing is fun. XD
6. I'm not afraid of ANYTHIIIIING.
7. I don't like fursuits because they make me look fat. XD
8. I'm a vegan who eats fish... :/ Makes no sense, I know.
9. I like stuffed animals.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Obtain a penis.
2. Obtain a kind heart.
3. Obtain a state of attractive-ness. (Not hard in my books)
4. Obtain some goddamn height.
5. Obtain any talent.
6. Obtain an open mind.
7. Obtain food.
8. Obtain a condom.
Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. "Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex KAYLA... Wut?"
2. The point of life.
3. How cute animals are.
4. How much I wish people were more accepting.
5. "Food........"
6. "Where'd my fucking guitar pick go...?"
7. "I really should be drawing right now..."
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. I wish I'd never left my sketchbook on my desk in the middle of Grade 9 French... THAT got me in quite a bit of shit... It was a Catholic school, too... XD
2. I wish I'd never left my sketchbook on my desk at home...
3. I wish I'd never wasted my money to go and see The Grudge 2, thinking it was going to be any better than the first one...
4. I wish I'd never met Andrea Thecreepystalkergirl Orlowski.
5. I wish I'd never told my parents I was gay.
6. I wish I'd never fucked that guy on New Years...
Five Turn-Offs:
1. Vaginas
2. Body Hair
3. Vaginas
4. Old people and really fat people
5. Vaginas
Four Turn-Ons:
1. Penis
2. Smooth, sultry voices
3. Interesting hairstyles and piercings
4. Pretty eyes.
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. ; - ;
2. ^ w ^
3. D:<
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Like my drawings.
2. Publish a book.
One Confession:
1. I agree with Sambuca. :3
Sorry to get your hopes up...
I STOLDED IT FROM
SAMBUCA !Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. You're an asshole. Get out of my life. Now. Don't ever talk to me again. Don't ever pretend to tolerate the fact that I'm different. Go die.
2. Go make me a sandwich, woman!
3. You. Me. Fuck. Now. (Seriously, it's been a month! O A O)
4. Eww. Creepy girl. Why don't you understand this? I DO NOT LIKE VAGINA!
5. You can tell me all you want that I'll never succeed in life. I probably won't. You telling me doesn't help that fact.
6. Go grow a personality.
7. I swear, if you drive by me one more time and yell fag, I will run after your car and kill you both. (Directed at some idiot who drove by me three times yelling this...)
8. We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say EKI EKI EKI EKI PIKANG ZOOM BOING!
9. BITCHMOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA!
10. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
Nine Things About Yourself:
1. I have Klinefelter's Syndrome
2. I'm too fucking tall for my own damn good.
3. I'M A BOY, GODDAMMIT!
4. I wish I could draw...
5. Cross-dressing is fun. XD
6. I'm not afraid of ANYTHIIIIING.
7. I don't like fursuits because they make me look fat. XD
8. I'm a vegan who eats fish... :/ Makes no sense, I know.
9. I like stuffed animals.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Obtain a penis.
2. Obtain a kind heart.
3. Obtain a state of attractive-ness. (Not hard in my books)
4. Obtain some goddamn height.
5. Obtain any talent.
6. Obtain an open mind.
7. Obtain food.
8. Obtain a condom.
Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. "Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex KAYLA... Wut?"
2. The point of life.
3. How cute animals are.
4. How much I wish people were more accepting.
5. "Food........"
6. "Where'd my fucking guitar pick go...?"
7. "I really should be drawing right now..."
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. I wish I'd never left my sketchbook on my desk in the middle of Grade 9 French... THAT got me in quite a bit of shit... It was a Catholic school, too... XD
2. I wish I'd never left my sketchbook on my desk at home...
3. I wish I'd never wasted my money to go and see The Grudge 2, thinking it was going to be any better than the first one...
4. I wish I'd never met Andrea Thecreepystalkergirl Orlowski.
5. I wish I'd never told my parents I was gay.
6. I wish I'd never fucked that guy on New Years...
Five Turn-Offs:
1. Vaginas
2. Body Hair
3. Vaginas
4. Old people and really fat people
5. Vaginas
Four Turn-Ons:
1. Penis
2. Smooth, sultry voices
3. Interesting hairstyles and piercings
4. Pretty eyes.
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. ; - ;
2. ^ w ^
3. D:<
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Like my drawings.
2. Publish a book.
One Confession:
1. I agree with Sambuca. :3
The sexiest accent of all....
IT MAKES ME JIZZ IN MY PANTS.