Another cycle around the huge ball of nuclear fission in space that gives us all life and warmth and OH MY GOD TURN IT OFF IT'S TOO HOT

*ahem*

Yep, I be a birthday derg again, this time for the ripe old age of 25. A quarter of a century old; 2.5% of a millennium; 7 more than legal drinking age. I've got plenty of life ahead of me, full of excitement and wonder and-

...

*goes back to playing video games*