Deep in the annals of history, they speak in hushed whispers of a story that LeFarr once uploaded, only to remove after a few days, never to be seen again. For decades, intrepid archaeologists have sought some confirmation or description of the story's text, but no true answer was ever found. Few know why the story vanished, if it even existed in the first place. Some blame an ancient curse. Others a demonic presence that infected the very text itself. There are even those who think the ending had clashed with the rest of the story, so he'd been planning on redoing it and then lost the laptop that it was on, but they are very boring so nobody listens to them.

Whatever the explanation, that story has finally been uncovered and, at the request of the original buyer, is being given an ending that appears to plausibly follow the events that lead up to it.

Even as we speak, a crack restoration team is working around the clock to provide any form of competent editing. Marvel, if you will, at the way LeFarr used to just filibuster his word count with purple prose. Gasp in awe at the utter lack of any sort of stage setting. Direct your eyes, if you even dare, to 100-word dirty-talk monologues.

Coming, sometime this week, in a new, never-before-seen, digitally remastered form...

"Home-Cumming Queen: Student vs Teacher"