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6 years ago
Zek the grand nagus: Okay are you ready to set sail to drustvar? Alright we're just about ready but martha down in accounting would be real upset if we left without telling her, she might want to come with us.
martha from accounting: Oh yes i was hoping you would set sail to drustvar eventually, I've been meaning to go myself. I'll be coming with you, but I just can't leave without my [lucky coinpurse]. I seem to have dropped it when i was at the docks and it fell into the water. One of the bottom dwelling crabs must have ate it. You probably have a 1/40 chance of finding it if you kill random giant crabs, oh and here's a [water breathing potion], oh and one more thing, ted from human resources also wanted something, I think you should go talk to him.
ted from human resources: I'm all out of fishing hooks so we can fish on our way, if you go all the way across the continent and pick up my [lucky fishing hooks] from zanzabar shop, that would be aaaawesome. I don't really have the time to do it, but I'll give you four lucky coins. they're not really worth anything, but they're lucky. Oh and go talk to suzie from marketing because there's never only one or two things, there's always three.
suzie from marketing: WE DONT NEED NO LIBRARY CARD, but we do need [Tome of Chaos], 33 of them.
you: b-but we were supposed to leave 24 hours ago...
martha from accounting: Oh yes i was hoping you would set sail to drustvar eventually, I've been meaning to go myself. I'll be coming with you, but I just can't leave without my [lucky coinpurse]. I seem to have dropped it when i was at the docks and it fell into the water. One of the bottom dwelling crabs must have ate it. You probably have a 1/40 chance of finding it if you kill random giant crabs, oh and here's a [water breathing potion], oh and one more thing, ted from human resources also wanted something, I think you should go talk to him.
ted from human resources: I'm all out of fishing hooks so we can fish on our way, if you go all the way across the continent and pick up my [lucky fishing hooks] from zanzabar shop, that would be aaaawesome. I don't really have the time to do it, but I'll give you four lucky coins. they're not really worth anything, but they're lucky. Oh and go talk to suzie from marketing because there's never only one or two things, there's always three.
suzie from marketing: WE DONT NEED NO LIBRARY CARD, but we do need [Tome of Chaos], 33 of them.
you: b-but we were supposed to leave 24 hours ago...
