I don't quite have the same emotional problems as my friend Mairead, though my family life is actually incredibly busy. And for the last few months I've been constantly on the move trying to help them, which is why I haven't been online lately. Quite frankly, it's wearing me out quite a bit...but I won't let the "Hello, Maggie!" picture go down in history as a lie--I still do want to put on a jolly good show and continue to deliver fabulous inflation and fetish art to you. So I did a little tinkering in my thinker and I made up a compromise...

I'll happily take your commissions. However for now, 3 rules must apply...

1. They need to be lineart.
2. They need to be simple concepts, ones that don't leave much to the imagination. My brain is simply exhausted!
3. I can only take one commission a day.

I know it seems rather underwhelming...but I need to think of what's best for myself, too. And after a certain tragedy involving a YouTuber named "Etika", I'm especially compelled to do so. But look on the bright side, my friends--you still get your ideas put on paper.

As of today, I am now open for commissions again--but please regard the rules I set, for the sake of my physical and mental well being. Thank you.!