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Maybe I just hate my fingers?
6 years ago
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So, a little over 24 hours after slicing open my left index finger, I tried to take a hot baking tray out of the oven with my bare (right) hand. It's less screwed up than the finger was so both should be fine soon enough, but fucking hell, talk about dumb moves eh?
I was trying to pick a penny off the ground but my hands got ran over by a truck then they got stuck by lightning so I took them to the doctor and he put some leeches on it but I slipped and my hands landed in a blender of medical waste extracted from an other patents cyst just as they were turning it on.