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I have been asked for a few special considerations. I'm happy to give them, but often they would cost a bit extra.
1) Psuedonymous Commission - 0%: If you do not want to be known by anything anyone else can identify you with, you will be credited under a random name of my choosing. This name will be consistent for all of your commissions from me, but will only go so far as my page. It will probably either be a random Roman name, or some historical figure. Please assume that if I say that a story was purchased by George Washington, that is not the real name.
2) Anonymous Commission - 10%: If you do not want to be credited as the buyer by any identifying feature, I will be happy to do so. However, it does help me out to be able to point out that I have repeat customers. If you want to take that away, that's fine, but I'm going to charge a small fee for it. If you upload a story on your own that you purchased anonymously or psuedonymously, I will ask if you want to be credited.
3) Retain Anonymous Characters - 10%: If you purchase the story anonymously, I'm going to pretend I have no idea who you are. If you want a psuedonym, you're welcome to out yourself. But I take privacy seriously. If you ask to not be identified, I will keep kayfabe and pretend I have no clue who you are. Any character first appearing in a commission of mine that is credited anonymously (NOT Psuedonymously) I will treat as one of my personal creations.
4) Anonymous Fursonas: 25% If you are purchasing a story with someone else's fursona and want to be anonymous, that's fine. L ike I said, I take privacy seriously, though. If you want to be 'anonymous' and have a fursona in the story other than yours or mine, I will ask that you put in an extra 10%, because I won't be telling whoever's sona it is. You can tell them if you like, but I won't confirm or deny anything. This will also apply if you ask to be credited psuedonymously and want me not to tell the person whose fursona it was.
If you want to be anonymous or psuedonymous and tell me you asked for permission, that's a different issue. I will, however, inform them who bought it if asked.
Please note that this does not apply to a character who merely LOOKS like another furry's character. If you give me a picture that you think is hot and it turns out that was someone's fursona, but I made up all the biographical stuff for them, well, I don't illustrate these. Some people look alike.
I know a lot of furries won't approve of this. I sympathize with your frustration. Why do you think I put the price point so high? But at the same time, a guy's gotta eat, and quite frankly, I'm not going to refuse to write fanfic of a character just because the character is not a particularly famous one.
5) Real People Fic: 15% - I will charge an additional 15% for a story featuring a real, well-known human being. This does not apply to most individuals dating from before the 20th century, and is applied on a case-by-case basis. This does not apply to fictional characters in live action stories.
6) Small-time Real Person Fic: 25% - I will charge an additional 25% for a character who is based on a real life, but largely unknown individual other than the buyer. A private individual is a person who is not at least fairly recognizable on a national level. This includes most prominent Youtubers. I'm sorry if you are a super big fan of Jimquisition, but you're going to have to pay extra if you want me to talk about Jim Sterling blowing you.
7) Private Individual: 50% - If you want me to write about someone I can't track down with a brief google search, other than yourself, that is a much greater charge. These stories cannot be published anonymously or psuedonymously. I will also require as much guarantee as possible within the known laws of physics that the individual in question has granted you permission to have this written. I will NOT be party to invading someone else's privacy or exposing them to unwanted attention, and I want to be able to point to a paper trail to prove that I had good reason to think I wasn't doing so if I inadvertently do. I'll write a story for your girlfriend if you want, but only if you can give me good reason to believe she wants me to as well.
7) Private: 25% - If you want me to not share your story ANYWHERE, then I can't grow my business of it, and, as a result, I need to charge extra.
8) Rush: 25% -I will attempt to upload this story within the next 7 days, regardless of what other stories are already scheduled. If I cannot, then I will refund the fee.
1) Psuedonymous Commission - 0%: If you do not want to be known by anything anyone else can identify you with, you will be credited under a random name of my choosing. This name will be consistent for all of your commissions from me, but will only go so far as my page. It will probably either be a random Roman name, or some historical figure. Please assume that if I say that a story was purchased by George Washington, that is not the real name.
2) Anonymous Commission - 10%: If you do not want to be credited as the buyer by any identifying feature, I will be happy to do so. However, it does help me out to be able to point out that I have repeat customers. If you want to take that away, that's fine, but I'm going to charge a small fee for it. If you upload a story on your own that you purchased anonymously or psuedonymously, I will ask if you want to be credited.
3) Retain Anonymous Characters - 10%: If you purchase the story anonymously, I'm going to pretend I have no idea who you are. If you want a psuedonym, you're welcome to out yourself. But I take privacy seriously. If you ask to not be identified, I will keep kayfabe and pretend I have no clue who you are. Any character first appearing in a commission of mine that is credited anonymously (NOT Psuedonymously) I will treat as one of my personal creations.
4) Anonymous Fursonas: 25% If you are purchasing a story with someone else's fursona and want to be anonymous, that's fine. L ike I said, I take privacy seriously, though. If you want to be 'anonymous' and have a fursona in the story other than yours or mine, I will ask that you put in an extra 10%, because I won't be telling whoever's sona it is. You can tell them if you like, but I won't confirm or deny anything. This will also apply if you ask to be credited psuedonymously and want me not to tell the person whose fursona it was.
If you want to be anonymous or psuedonymous and tell me you asked for permission, that's a different issue. I will, however, inform them who bought it if asked.
Please note that this does not apply to a character who merely LOOKS like another furry's character. If you give me a picture that you think is hot and it turns out that was someone's fursona, but I made up all the biographical stuff for them, well, I don't illustrate these. Some people look alike.
I know a lot of furries won't approve of this. I sympathize with your frustration. Why do you think I put the price point so high? But at the same time, a guy's gotta eat, and quite frankly, I'm not going to refuse to write fanfic of a character just because the character is not a particularly famous one.
5) Real People Fic: 15% - I will charge an additional 15% for a story featuring a real, well-known human being. This does not apply to most individuals dating from before the 20th century, and is applied on a case-by-case basis. This does not apply to fictional characters in live action stories.
6) Small-time Real Person Fic: 25% - I will charge an additional 25% for a character who is based on a real life, but largely unknown individual other than the buyer. A private individual is a person who is not at least fairly recognizable on a national level. This includes most prominent Youtubers. I'm sorry if you are a super big fan of Jimquisition, but you're going to have to pay extra if you want me to talk about Jim Sterling blowing you.
7) Private Individual: 50% - If you want me to write about someone I can't track down with a brief google search, other than yourself, that is a much greater charge. These stories cannot be published anonymously or psuedonymously. I will also require as much guarantee as possible within the known laws of physics that the individual in question has granted you permission to have this written. I will NOT be party to invading someone else's privacy or exposing them to unwanted attention, and I want to be able to point to a paper trail to prove that I had good reason to think I wasn't doing so if I inadvertently do. I'll write a story for your girlfriend if you want, but only if you can give me good reason to believe she wants me to as well.
7) Private: 25% - If you want me to not share your story ANYWHERE, then I can't grow my business of it, and, as a result, I need to charge extra.
8) Rush: 25% -I will attempt to upload this story within the next 7 days, regardless of what other stories are already scheduled. If I cannot, then I will refund the fee.
pieface1818
~pieface1818
I bet if Jim heard about this he would commission you a story about Sterdust and the Cornflake Homunculus beating up AAA devs then he'd make a video getting all huffy about how you called him "small time".
LeFarr
~lefarr
OP
...That does sound like Jim, yeah.
