I swear, there is this Golden Orb Weaver that's been in my room for like, 8 days. I'll see him skittering across the floor and when I see him, he'll pause and just sit there for a few seconds then start moving towards underneath my bed.

He also tries to scare my by sitting on the door knob and when I put my hand on it to open the door, he'll just crawl on. Never bites me or anything. Just trying to scare the shit out of me. Thank God I don't have arachnophobia or anything.