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How to cure a writer's block...
16 years ago
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Ugh... I've been trying to write the finishing part to my first story about Vinta. But everything I come up with is shitty, crap, shit, shit, baked beans, and spam. The best thing I came up with was only an opening paragraph with slightly plagiarized lyrics to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. So I figured I'd look at memes. Boy are they just some of the greatest things ever to look at. I should become a meme collector. Anyway so while looking at all the different memes. I began to wonder if there was ever a writer's meme? I mean really. If there are drawing memes then there should be writer memes and song memes. If only I had the creativity or ingenuity for such a crazy concept. Just give birth to the whiny crap baby that is a writer's meme. Although I might have a couple still births and an abortion or five. But I'll gladly destroy my writing uterus for the good of all my fellow compatriots who can't draw worth shit to make a pretty meme. Also... Can anyone really cure my writer's block? I could really go for suggestions. It annoys me that no one leaves comments on anything. If you don't like it. Say so. If you like it. WORSHIP ME!!!! And if you think I should go with a different direction than say so. I'll write it dammit! I AM A WRITER AND I DEMAND TO BE HEARD!!! Better get working on some kind of union...
So My list of things to do:
1. Get a Writer's Meme.
2. Start a Writing Union.
3. Cure my Writer's Block.
4. Get some food and maybe have a bowel movement. ((You never know when it could be your last))
5. Laze about demanding worship. Oh wait... I already do that...