Why are squirrels so cute?

Well, it's kind of a long list of reasons... big fluffy tails, little twitchy noses, adorable little faces, nimble little fingers, super-extra-cleverness, tree-climbing powers, perfect size for cuddles, always knowing where to find tasty treats, being just a bundle of loveableness... ^.^

why are you so clever?

I think it's because I've got big clever glasses! Or maybe because I'm so grown up and not a baby any more! Or maybe it's magic! ^.^

hehe maybe

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Speaking of clever, what number can you count up to? And have you learned to swim yet?

Hey, thanks for reminding me about Ayumu the chimp in that memory test! *giggle* But it's true, squirrels are geniuses! ^.^

I can count all the way up to a hundred! I maybe don't know all the numbers in between, but I know it starts with one two three and ends with a hundred!

And I can nearly swim! I can splash around in the pool if I'm wearing my floaties and someone promises me that there aren't any loch ness monsters there today! ^.^

1. When are you n' Feef off to sunny Portugal?
2. Favourite fast-food?
3. Potty tips?

1. A month from now! September 22nd! Wheeeeee!
2. XL bacon double cheeseburger from Burger King! Mmmmmmm... *licks lips*
3. Make sure everybody knows about it if you get to the potty in time! You don't want to miss out on anyone saying how clever you are! ^.^

Let's say you're in the future and you had futuristic pull-ups. What kind of technology would you want them to have to prove how clever you are?

Ooh, good question! Instead of disappearing stars, they should play happy music when you keep them dry! And they should tell you when you need to use the potty, in case you're busy playing and you don't notice! ^.^

Sounds like useful bits of technology. The question is what would they do if you don't make it in time?

Clean you up, tell you you're a big squirrel, and change themselves! ^.^

Sounds like they'd do a great job handling you in times when you're clever or not so lucky!

Mommy took me to buy underwear the other day, have your parents done that yet? =)

Wow, you're lucky! I've got to stay dry a whole day before I get to wear grown-up undies! ^.^

I wear them in the day sometimes, but I end up back in pull-ups soon enough *blushes*

What's the funniest thing you do?

Grown-ups sometimes think I'm funny when I'm trying to be grown up and clever, and then I get grumpy and the grown-ups think it's cute. Grown-ups don't understand big squirrels, sometimes! Maybe I can find a fun and clever way to use that! ^.^

Have you ever gone inner tubing? OwO *hug*

Sure! Or, at least, I've floated in the pool in a rubber ring! ^.^

That counts!! Can I see?

Well, here's me and Gem on an inflatable acorn boat... https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14256394/ ^.^

Awwwwwwwwwwww... so cute!! ^^

What's the kewlist thing about being a Squirrel?

The tail! *swishes it around*

What musical instruments do you like? I, personally, like bass guitars.

I like glockenspiels! I'm really good at making noises with them! ^.^

Ooh-ooh-ooh! *Hops about while waving his hand widly in the air* Me! me!

Why does UK have best diaper mascot? Dotty not only has her own diapers but also onesie and plush toy!

Secondly, and more for fun, do you recall a show over on your side of the pond called "Bounty Hamster"?

*giggle* I guess we're just extra clever over here!

And no! I somehow completely missed Bounty Hamster! I'd never heard of it until right now! Thank you for giving me a new cartoon to watch! ^.^

Bounty Hamster is just a super-silly show with a great British VA. The hamster reminds me of Tavi for how he feels about being called 'cute'. *Giggles*

And, yes, you are all definitely more clever there. Dotty's diapers are the most affordable for quality over here. $10 less than anything on abuniverse or Bambino. I even found a onesie of Dotty for $25 US with Free Shipping!

Bragain cubbing out is awesome!

Will you have some art if you before you were so clever

No. Never ever. ^.^

Ok then I just wanted to see you in diapers and learn how you got so clever

Does the Squirrel Jokes episode of Spongebob offend you?

What kinds of food you haven't tried yet?

What is the most embarrassing thing Zena has done to you? :3

*giggle* No, because everyone knows squirrels are clever and handsome! ^.^

Kiwi fruit. It looks like it would be yucky, and so I don't believe people who say it's nice! Not eating it! Not even a little bit!

Mommy sometimes tells other grown-ups stories about when I was a tiny little baby! She oughta make sure everyone knows I'm a big squirrel now!

If you had the power of timetraveling but can only go in one direction
What would you choose, travel in past or future?

Oh, future, definitely! Keep moving forwards! ^.^

Or can I go sideways? That would be even better! *giggles*

Sideways?

Sure! Sideways, so it's the same time, but somehow different! ^.^

Ahhh travel in alternet timelines, i know what you mean ^^ . Im self asking myself how my life would look like if some things happend/nothappend

What is your favorite video game that you even play and h ha rd to beat as well too

Sonic Mania Plus! Such an awesome game, and the difficulty level is just perfect - it's easy now I've played it a lot, but it took just the right amount of trouble to get through it! ^.^

Where do squirrels go during hurricanes?

(I hope someone gets the reference)

I don't get it, but I'm pretty sure we find a really really big tree to hide in! ^.^

What would you rather drive? A Rolls Royce? Or a JCB?

Oh, no question! The JCB! https://youtu.be/DQDnFTtr2UQ

The engine runs on diesel oil; it never lets you down!

Do you have any favorite video games?

Lots of old games for the Mega Drive and Master System, plus classic arcade games. Not many modern ones, but like I said up there, Sonic Mania Plus is awesome, and so is Undertale! ^.^