Lets start with the personals shall we?
Alright

Honestly, if you wanted to get laid right now, could you?
No

Have you kissed someone with braces?
Nope

You see your ex and he/she tells you they miss you & you say?
"That ship sailed I'm afraid... and it's been lost at sea"

You find out your ex is having a kid with someone you don't like you say?
"I'm sorry, but... we're just friends"

You find out your pregnant?
I'm a guy, so... confused, very very confused

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Black, completely black >=3

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Nope

Who was the last person that made you laugh?
My mom

Do you sing in the car?
Not when others are in it...

Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
Already have, so yes

Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
Sometimes

Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I'm gonna get one ASAP and I designed it myself ^_^

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Morning

When is the last time you had pizza?
Um... a month?

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Yes, but whether its positive or negative depends on the person

Is there anybody you wish would just fall off the planet?
Yes... a few people actually

Were you single on your last birthday?
No

Are you wearing a sports shirt?
No, currently topless actually

Do you wear shoes in your house or take them off?
Off, don't wanna track mud through the house

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Depends on the movie

Last picture comment was from?
Um... can't remember o.o;

How was your day overall?
Meh, pretty boring

Has anyone ever called cops on you?
Yeah, but for something I didn't do

Do you think relationships are hard?
Sometimes, but if you try, you can work through almost anything

Are you good at giving directions?
Depends where you're going XD

Do you swallow gum when your finished?
No

How long does it take to have a shower & wash your hair?
15-20 minutes

Ever tackled someone to the ground?
No... except in rugby back when I was in school

Ever sleep on a couch with the opposite sex?
Yeah

Have any piercings?
No!

Do you think you'll make a good husband/wife?
Yes, some day

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably not...

Is good grammar attractive?
Depends what they're saying, but really, I don't care if you say "lol" to me when you're talking, as long as you're honest

Do you crack your knuckles?
sometimes

You just cracked your knuckles didn't you?
no

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
not really...

Have you ever kissed anyone starting with T, J, M, or S?
no

Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them?
no

Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
Depends on what/who

Whats going on with you and the person you last kissed?
we've broken up, she moved on, I'm still trying day by day...

Your phone is ringing. Its an ex. What do you say?
"Hello"? What else would I say on the phone, lol

Are you anyone's first love?
I... don't know

Did anything brighten up your day today?
Yes... but then it hurt a lot after

How are you feeling at this exact moment?
Mostly ok, but... a little depressed I'm afraid