I swear I saw this, I can't make this up

A fire truck pulled up next to me at the red light. It looked pretty normal, with the fire department logo on it, right?

Now, the mascot of the fire department here is an anthropomorphic Dalmatian in a fireman's outfit. Not too strange, and pretty cliche if anything

Except that the sticker they had of him on the side of the fire truck was of the mascot sliding down a fireman's pole

Shirtless

And he was muscular

I only saw it for a brief moment before they drove off. I couldn't believe my eyes. That was on a piece of government property

Every firetruck in my area has a picture of a poledancing furry on it

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