There's a woman in my part of the rehab who thinks she's a CIA spy (and part owner of the Palms Casino). When we go on outings, she wears a surgical mask and spies on French-looking people minding their own business.

She's up to something brand new.

She's been sending dossiers to the Department of Homeland Security. The dossiers have been mostly about rehab staff. But she does do dossiers about her fellow residents.

Apparently she sent the dossier she collected about me out today.

Oh geez do I want to go home.