There's a YouTube series called Women Wrestler Injuries I've been watching for awhile now. You want to know the number one cause of injuries among women wrestlers?

Awesome Kong. She's injured more bitches than a Black Friday sale stampede inside Wal-Mart.

I think Awesome King is basically a nice person and a pretty good actress (somebody give her some parts to play), but she is just way too big to play with the little girls (I can't imagine what the body count would be if her matches were shoots instead of works).

I like to keep things realistic, so Haggis won't be fighting above her weight class again. Ever. Besides, excessive body mass is the first sign of a 'cape' in cyber-wrestling and regular pro wrestling. I'm still being stalked by some idiot with a 8' tall horse who claims we can have a realistic match.

Voila!