Dunno! Should I talk to you?!

You probably shouldn't. I'm that stranger that your mother told you never to talk to.

Buuuuut..... I has candy? *inconspicuous van rolls up*

YAY! -charges van-

Uh huh, don't mind the razor blades and the rat poison. They're just my....... special homemade sprinkly glitter... metal.. candy stuff.

*sighs* Time to get the chloroform again...

So, how you be, mister twitchy?

Pfft that shit dun effect me!
-downs the rat poison and wags tail-

Bored out of my mind
Watching Coraline though so not all bad

Awesome movie. Watched it like, 17 times XD

Makes me feel like a kid again .-.

Is it sad that I'm 19 and I feel old as shit? Mebbe it's my work schedule -_-

I HAS SUBWAY! <3

Sadly this is only my 2nd time xD

haha I'm almost 20 and still feel like a kid
All depends on how you see yourself
My school schedule is fucking crazy and I feel young

^^ I work 15 hours a day, I don't get weekends. I might work in a day off once about every two weeks though.

Still, I suppose I could look on the bright side, at least i'm not without pay, yeah?

About the fourth time you watch it is when you learn all the funky little words to those creepy little songs. >w<

Yeah at least you get paid xD
Buy me food besides ramen?
-puppy dog eyes-

I already somewhat know them xD
Then again I pay attention to movies hardcore >.>
Except tonight...other things on my mind xD

Aha ha haha haha.... <.< You're joking, right?



Right?



Now you said it. I'm curious.
What other things? .o.

Ramen=my main food xD;;

Seriously

Naughty stuffs >.>

Ooh la la!

waaaait...

Pervy thoughts + Coraline = WTF?

Anywho

Ramen is win.

They have much more and better selection of it here in Korea though >:3

Nothing of Coraline XD
Just been pervy since before it was put on

Gasp o:
Korea?

*legasp* you didn't know?

XP, Yeah, I'm stuck here in a warring country for like, another year.

And naughty naughty. Watch Coraline to get the thoughts out of your head and epicfail? XD

I don't know a lot about you o:
Only recently started to watch ya :3

Military? o:

But but but!
I enjoy my naughty thoughts!
And not epic fail :3

I know XD, I's being silly

and yes. hence the long slaving hours with no overtime XD.

Heeeeey..... why you lookin at me that way? <.<

What branch? :3

At least it pays xD

;D Giggity

Guess my favorite color? It's got something to do with that <.<

Yeah, it does XD

*pole dance* o.o

A military pole dance?

I danced a bit before i joined...

I drove all the guys wild in my last duty station XD

You ought to dance now. Like, at work. In the nude. And paint yourself green so you're still in uniform.

Sorry, no fantasy fufillment for joo. >XD

Green so army?

I'm still trying to get help from the military for school but got fucked out of a meeting last week

Sexy! ;D

Yep

GI bill from a parent?

You know it! >;3

That I would love to see! owo
-imagines-

Haha na my parents are far to old

So I was looking into Air Force to help me out

Oh, so you're joining? Air Force is the best choice -_-

And sorry, gotta buy me dinner before I do any private shows. If you hang around me enough though, I sometimes do it on a whim ;)

I may or may not be able to pay for a dinner or two...

If you're lucky, you get to be the pole.

Me being the pole?
Even better ;D
I am a skinny boy anyways xD

I'll probably call you adorable and fawn over you first o.o XD

That works to xD
I'm now curious on your looks o:
You should totally do the "What I really look like" meme

O.o Fffffffffff@#$!

I already did it.

And I looked at your homepage just now.

*sigh*

Oh well, so much for that idea x.X

No messanger stuffs?
-tilts head-

Poke around for an image called "The real styx" Well, at least i think that's what it's called. I was lazy and didn't put much effort into it, but you can't miss it.

Ohh yeah XD
I forgot you had done it

Yeah.

That.

*headdesk*

Haha at least you done it :P
I haven't cause I'm busy with school art

"Hey, where's the point?"

"...."

"...?"

"I think we missed it, boss."

And I never will do it for the sheer fact that I fuck up stick figures. On the other hand, I have no qualms about posting my actual picture, so hididdly ho! Also, we may want to start a new reply stack :\

Yes, yes we did
And now I stalk you :D

If the dumb bitch of a recruiter sops jerking me around -.-
Yeah it is, pays for college the best too xD

I'll have to tail you then ;3
Save me some food!

Alright. GOOGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Remember this, and look up everything you need to know about the military. all of the regulations can be found online!

Your recruiter is a liar. Plain and simple. It's what they get paid to do. Don't believe a word that is said, and do your own research. Do the footwork yourself, and get educated. Otherwise your first year or two is gonna be pretty unhappy.

I have done a nice chunk of research, the recruiter basically kept pushing back our appointment then ditched me. Besides not going for active duty, going for reserves. Would rather not be in Korea xD
Though then I could bug you in person
-nudge-

Besides I always see military life as miserable when you'd rather be making it on your own, truly on your own.

Ah, good for ya then.

Keep on keepin on.

I shall I shall, you too! :3
Try talking to me more often then in journals would ya? :P

Sheet, my shout page is perfect for conversation.

Or you could get my IM.

*shrug*

I could I could o:
Gimmie gimmie?

note me note me? .-.

Fnurrrrrrrrr this is talking.

Fthnnarghen Fthagn!

Ha your Lovecraft powers can't hurt me! After all, I have never read them!

Neither have I! I don't even think that first word is anywhere in lovecrafts books XD

It will be now. After all, Lovecraft always knows when his name is uttered or printed.

Oh, actually, I just realized something. If you have a computer with internet access, I could get you onto IRC. In which case you could hang out in my channel :D

It might be blocked, but we can give it a go >:3

http://www.chatspike.net/

Hit webchat and join channel #xitel :D

And I don't think it'll be blocked, it uses Mibbit which for me has managed to get through every firewall I've come accross.

FAIL

you obviously haven't used a military computer then XD

I've used my computer on Fort Knox's wireless connection before >.>

That would be a recreational connection. Try hooking it up to an office cable. BIG difference.

Well, I've also used a desktop computer at the NSA headquarters, and that let me through :P I think it had to do with the fact that Mibbit is a flash based IRC client, and most places allow flash.

Y'ever looked up Skippy's List?

Nope. what is it? o.o

http://skippyslist.com/

A good read. 213 things Skippy, a PFC in the Air Force, was specifically told he could not do, either after trying it, asking his CO, or being told in advance.

http://skippyslist.com/list/ That's the actual list itself >.>

This.

is.

hilarious. XD

Told ya. It's been around for a couple years now, apparently he's branched out into... other things or some such nonsense.