You heard it here first folks! Apparently contacting someone twice within the span of several months is officially harassment. Who'd have guessed?
How wrong of me!

Meanwhile, I haven't been stalking people online, across multiple websites, and finding out real names to threaten reporting to local authorities.

But contact twice within several months? Well that just makes me an online bully! Oh woe! An irreverent sense of humour is trolling and harassment! Call the cops! Will anyone stop me!?


(Yes I'm sure you can detect the rife sarcasm in this post)