Four way battle between python, honey badger and two jackals
6 years ago
https://youtu.be/JgKN3BuvC3E
At the beginning of this the python has the drop on the honey badger. Then the jackals show up. The python is big enough to kill any one of its tormentors but three on one is too much and guess who wins the ensuing melee? Yep. The one who would have ended up as a bulge if the jackals hadn’t stuck their noses into it all. Someone ends up with a fine meal and it’s not the python. 83
At the beginning of this the python has the drop on the honey badger. Then the jackals show up. The python is big enough to kill any one of its tormentors but three on one is too much and guess who wins the ensuing melee? Yep. The one who would have ended up as a bulge if the jackals hadn’t stuck their noses into it all. Someone ends up with a fine meal and it’s not the python. 83
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I could just hear the dialogue.
Jackal: (trots up) "Hey, you need some help?"
Badger: "Fuck off! This is my kill!"
Jackal: "Yeah, like Hell. Yo snake!" (bites) "Blink if you want me to stop!"
(later)
Jackal: "Phew, that was invigorating. What do you say we split this three ways, then celebrate at the Tame Cam-"
Badger: "Fuck off!" (grabs one end) "This is my kill!"
And one grabs the other snake's end to play tug of war, waiting to yoink it away as soon as the other one sneaks up behind the badger and bites him on the butt.
1st jackal: "What do we do next time? Kill the snake after Badgeneezer Scrooge passes out? Or take our chances fighting the snake after he gets eaten completely?"
2nd jackal: "I don't know, right now I just. . . Badgeneezer What-now?"
1st jackal: "It's a human reference. Saw it on one of those magic boxes in the Tame Camp after we. . . Well, you know. . ."