So, I had a dream last night that I was in school with everyone of all grades, which is weird. I was called to the Nurse's office for whatever reason, I can't remember. I was shown a plush anthropoid German Shepard with two holes, one on the front resembling a vagina, and one on the back resembling an anus. The plush was in a sitting position, but laid on her side. I was given a pine-cone, and the nurse told me to insert it into the vagina of the plush, and I did. She said it's a simulation of what it feels like to have a pine-cone inside you. She explained that it'll hurt because of its spines, but I'll get used to it. Then she wanted to shove that same pine-cone inside me! And I did, and it felt less painful than I expected. A few spines dug into my G-spot, which turns me on. And that's the story of how I fucked a pine-cone.