used your fire element power and burned a street gang

Hahaha..now that would be something to see. I did the city a service by ending an on wanted street gang and give the near by werewolf pack some BBQ to enjoy.

heheh always very charitable hey dad?

Heheheh..always got to look out for your fellow beings son.

that's my pappi allright!

Slay innocents with your weapon?

Heheheeh....which weapon are we talking about? A sharp one or one that gives out pleasure before doing them in?

Whichever which weapon you decide that you can use on 'em!

Hahaha...then I love to use the sharp one. My big battle axe on them all.

You were dating two cops XD

Hahahaah....well that don't sound like a crime, but man I do love guys in uniforms.

*Laughs*

What your gonna do is a crime D<

Hahahah...you got that right. They won't be able to work for a week and when they do show up, everyone is going to know what they been up to?

You did to your victims what Elizabeth Bathory did to hers.

Mmmmmm....the rich taste of the red stuff. Flowing from them into my bath, my drinking goblets, and cook into my food and puddings. Mmmmmm....she had the right idea. Shame I bet her to it many centuries before the fall of Rome.

Oh...(shudders) you a re so evil, Meanbeard!

Yes, but that was the old me. But I do fall off the wagon now and then.

LOL! I bet you were like the Roman Emperor Caligula, here, only you didn't suffer his fate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16oTlXL5E0c

Hehehe...in many ways you are right, but I did talk to the gods and everyone could hear them talk back to me. Also, I knew when my time was up and it was time to move on, to even bigger and better things. But no matter that I move on to, I will never forget, it is always good to be the Emperor. Hehehehee.....

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You sexy beast, you!

Yes, I am.

Like GuardianMoose mentioned, maybe you were trying to hook up with a hot cop, yet a cop finds you very suspecious, lol!

Hahhaha....I think most cops would find a near 10ft. minotaur a bit on the suspicious side.

You're that tall (referring to your fursona, of course)? Wow, or may be you have "guns" on your both arms and legs, so cops thought you have four great weapons! And, two pointy horns on your head!!!!

Yes, my normal limbs are huge yes, and I am 9'8" tall. (fursona). But the real weapon they didn't even get to see. Only a hind of it under my loincloth. Now that monster is a weapon.

I now think cops are getting very horny and arrest you to have "punishment" at jail cell!! Boy, Father FB, no wonder even cops get very excited at you and behind the loincloth!! *Bear hug*

Yes my dear son Kaloo. Yes, I do get to play many games with them back at the jail house. They do love there "punish" games I cook up for them. *Gives you a big mino hug*

I may draw short story pieces just like this conversation's scenario! Well, if you're only wearing loincloth in public, it's very obvious that cops will arrest you under the whatever law says (if you being nude at like downtown or area where sexual scenes are strictly prohibited in public)! Or, if you intended to wearing nothing but loincloth, you're the one who wants to have games with cops in the first place, father FB! LOL!

Well first that's Father MB not FB. Next, it is not a crime to walk around wearing a loincloth so long as it covers up everything and it does. Its like wearing a swimsuit at the beach and then go to the near by store to buy something to eat or drink. Its ok, so long as everything is cover up.

Ack! Sorry for big typo! Crap, I didn't realize that I did twice! (Did I made you upset?)

Really? Well, I guess there was my misunderstanding, then!

Hahahahaha..no you didn't upset me any. *Hug* How can I be make at a sexy bear son like you?

You Raped some People
and I was there but ran when the Cops Came

Heheheehe.....so where you helping out or just watching and seeing how its done right?

Okay I was Helping and it was good
But took off and ran to tell the cops
Cause one was Hot and I had to had him

Hehehehe..its ok. I knew that what you were up too. That's why in part I let them take me. I love guys in uniforms, so you can bet they cop car never back it back to the jail house.

I know what you mean
Lets Deal with them in the Apartment and make
some more snuggles until they scream
and the more the better
I feel so horny right now

Hahahaa....now you are my kind of evil. Heheheh...before we know it, we have just about all of the cops in town up there, being our play things.

You had your Whip
and I had the Whip cream
Spraying ontop of their heads
and as We started to Make them Bend
for us We start Enjoying it and as We
hunger for more and the pleasure as they
cum and as we Lick
We made our time a quite happy time
Until we wanted more

Hahahah...or till we wear them out and have to get hold of flesh ones.

You know it We'll find more and make it timing
and go to the next Officer hehe
RIght down the next Ally

Hehehehe..yes get them all. Do them all. Make the females have our babies and then eat the babies. Then enjoy the screams of pleasure and pain, that will drive many of them insane or to die of flight. Only a few will live to be totally devoted to our whims.

i'd think... for beating a guy and jamed a dilldo up his ass and hanged him for hurting me badly ^^ hehe!

Now that would be a crime I would gladly do time for you over my good nephew. *Hug*

Hehe -huggles- and i would bail u out :3

*Thank you my nephew. But I think the cops would love it more if I stayed a bit longer. We do love to play our "punish" games. With them being the ones getting "punished" But I am sure in time they will be happy to let you bail me out.

That or i stay there with u for like a week. yiff da cops then leave hehehe

Mmmmm....and this being LA we have lots of cops to yiff all week long. HEhehehe...we might even find some time for each other.

mmmm i like that plan uncle and we're not to far apart to do that hehehe

Mmmmmm....I do love how you idea nephew. We will have to try someday to see if we can get together and enjoy some fun times together, but on and off the bed.

Public indecency. Unless you had a loincloth, then I'd say for slaying stupid people with your mystical sword of death.

I do wear a loincloth when out in public. But you know when a good strong wing or breeze come along...... Its everyone near by gets a good look at what the minotaur keeps under that cloth. As for the other one, I do use my mighty mystical sword on stupid people alright. But only the ones that say that same damn question over and over again....."When you eat a hamburger, are you committing cannibalism?" That will get you the business in of my sword every time.

*Sigh* You minotaurs' aversion to things like pants and undies... Not that the loincloth isn't good in its own right, or that pants and undies are necessarily required at all times! But you can't fool me. I know you're standing over ventilation grates in the sidewalk like Marilyn Monroe, just waiting for that gust of air to come along. The only question is, do you do it for the benefit of everyone else, or your own gratification?
Of course it's not cannibalism! If it doesn't walk upright, speak, or have sentient thoughts, it can go on a plate and in a belly with no controversy! You know, as long as it's not endangered or poisonous or something like that...

OH my. A well educated furry and happens to be a bear. Sweet! You are right. We minotaur seem to enjoy wearing as little as we can get away with. Sure to fit in some wear underwear and....oh no.....pants! But only to fit in when out in public, but strip if all off as soon as they are out of the public eye. Hehehehehe.....Its for both. In this day and age where the body beautiful is worship so, having a great body is something we mino's love to show off to any that want to see the full package. Hehehe..and the other works as well. Got to get your fun where you can. and it cost nothing to enjoy. Hard to bet that price.

Now you are a bear that knows how to think. I am happy you see it my way and word it all so well. *Hug* Many thanks for understanding.

This bear knows a thing or two. I been edumacated!
I ain't complainin or anything here. In fact, you've reminded me how appealing them muscled minotaurs can be, and you definitely can't beat a free show. I'm just sayin, that loincloth might hide your manly minotaur junk, but it can't hide your ulterior motives! I have a sneaking suspicion that audience participation is more than welcome at your show.
*Bearhugs back* Don't be too impressed, I asked myself a similar question not too long ago. "Being a bear furry, would it be wrong to eat a bear?" Answer: No, but I probably shouldn't do it anyway. Otherwise all my fellow bear furries will start to look like dinner! As well-fed as that would leave me, I'd rather be hungry than lonely because I ate everyone. Besides, bear meat can't be better than bacon, so why bother with the dilemma? Mmmm, bacon... *Tummy rumbles*

*Helps you rub your nice furry tummy.* Mmmmmm....yes you seem to know me and the others very well. Yes, I would never turn down some audience participation down. The more the merrier. Everyone should get naked and have a good time. And it they want to have a good time with the minotaur......all the better. Now that question never cross my mind before? I had never even think of eating a fellow minotaur, but now that you bring it up on how you feel about doing that to a fellow bear furry, I can see where you are coming from.*Rubs your belly some more* Yes, its best to have friends with your own kind and others, if they know you won't be trying to eat them.

*Blushing from all the belly rubs* Careful, I might still be ticklish from when I was a cub!
It can be fun, but I'd be embarrassed to get naked except alone. But you can get nekkid anywhere all you want, you naughty 'taur!
Ah, somehow I knew that "look but don't touch" was not a rule that applies at your performance.
The question came up while I was writing a story, about an anthro bear who had to fend for himself in the wild, hunting and eating whatever he could find to survive. So I thought it only natural that he'd find a plain old ordinary non-anthro non-sentient bear and have to puzzle it out. Dinner, or distant relative? The perils of being omnivorous... Personally, I can't consider any intelligent being as food. It just doesn't fit in my mind. Plus, it's gotta be super bad karma, and I have no desire to get eaten in a cruel twist of fate!
... BTW, what do minotaurs eat anyway?

Oh? A tag on the ticklish side are we? We will have to find that out another time. But we do wonder what would happen if or hand just happen to move a bit more south? And like most bears, I bet you look a lot nicer naked than you let on. Hehehee...what can I say? We minotaurs, have been build from the very start to love to roam naked. And yes, the show does let some "hands on" over must of my muscle body. A few spots our off limit and I think we all know what they are.

What now that is a nice twist in your story and I do agree with you. The eating of being that can think and create, is very won't. That is why we minotaurs don't do it anymore. Besides if we didn't every fur would be on the menu. And how do you make friends like that?

What do we eat? Well like you bears we to are omnivorous, so we can eat whatever we like. So big mystery there. If you can eat it, we can to. Just unlike you we see humans and lick our lips now and then.

I might be. No one has tried in a long while, so I might have outgrown it. As for migrating hands... it would certainly get a reaction, I'll say that much! *Hides face behind paws* Are all minotaurs so friendly, or did I make a lucky stumble?
Hehe, I dunno about that. Bears can get to be more than a little roly-poly soft and squishy. I like it, but it doesn't exactly win a lot of "World's Sexiest" titles. As for IRL, well... That's different. I did a RL body meme shirtless, and I think that proves that I should stay covered. lol
Oh, so you can grope but it's off limits to others? Can we say "double-standard?" I knew you could!
I think omnivorous is the best. So many more choices that way. All the same, if you get that hungry look in your eye looking at me, I'll start praying that you're craving me for something other than dinner! ... Err, that doesn't make it any safer for me, does it?
I'll admit, I've sunk my teeth into one or two of the more offensive humans I've come across in the past. I wasn't impressed... Maybe it's an acquired taste?

Guess we will have to find that out someday. I think its still cute to be ticklish still. And yes as all are, but some more so than others. We still have some that just have to act all hard and outcast kind of profile. Me? I like the name, but try not to live up to it anymore. Hehehe...well not most of the time, anyway. So yes, you got lucky. Oh you did do one? I must had miss it. Got to check it out. I bet you are looking better than you like to think you are. Hehehee...that kind of contest make for skinny folks that are into skinny folks. Now I bet you do well in a "World's sexiest bear" title. I can see you know walking down the cat walk looking like you are to sexy for this run way, to sexy for the run way by far.

What me? Being double-standard by not letting any groping? Now that was a mistake on your part, my bear bear. I am letting everyone touch me all over but there for a reason. We minotaurs call that our third horn and you know what happens when you take a bull by the horns now don't you? Hehehe...all I am going to say you better mean it when you take hold of that horn. or you are going to get more than you knew was going to happen.

Hehehe...if you ever did see a hungry look in my eyes, it won't be for food, but for your sexy bear body to enjoy in the way only males can pull off the best. So, unless you are into vore, then you have nothing to fear from me. *licks your nose*

Yes, you have to be born with a taste for it, but at the same time, you might had just got hold for some bad human.Their taste changes from what they just had to eat over a week or so and how much of what they drink too. Mix that together and you can get some very naughty tasting humans. One can tell if they are ripe or not by the scent they give off at times.

*Still blushing and hiding face behind paws* You tease... Makin me feel all squirmy inside, even though I know you're like this with everybody. :o3 I don't mind being tickled as long as it stops long enough that I can catch my breath. When you hit the right spot I can't stop laughing, which is fun until it makes my brain hurt.
Well, I'm glad you're a friendly minotaur. Being all gruff is fine, but a tender side is very appealing, especially in them large characters like y'all. Because we all know, they bigger they are, the bigger the sweetheart.
People want to tell me that I'm skinny IRL now since I lost a lot of weight, but it's not true. Just average. I only look thin by comparison so it doesn't count! I don't wanna be skinny anyway. Don't have anything against scrawnies, but they just don't do anything for me, and it's not something I care to be. If not for wanting to improve my taekwondo skills I'd still be tubby. Weird, huh?
Well, thank you, but I don't know about even that. When you've got those muscle bears and fat bears and musclegut bears barging around and showing off their hugeness, and I'm just somewhere inbetween 'em all being an ordinary chunky and hunky... But maybe that's schmexiest of all? *Gazes curiously at you* Hmm... I know you like bears, but what's your favorite kind?
Ah, so it's for our own protection, eh? That's thoughtful! But have no fear, I take groping very seriously. You shouldn't just grope anybody for the hell of it. You gotta mean it and follow through! It's a commitment!
Oh? And which way is that? Just kidding! Hrm, I think you might be surprised by what happens if you act on that look. I doubt I'm quite the bear you're used to! I don't have anything against vore, but I'm not really into it either. There's something about the tearing apart of bodies or slow whole digestion of sentients that just doesn't feel kosher. I guess swallowing and spitting back out is not too terrible, but then there's whole body slobber and vomiting, and that's just nasty to me. Nothing kills a good time like a puke. *Shuddering* Sorry for grossness. *Shyly accepts nose licks and gently bumps noses back*
I guess those humans didn't taste terrible. Just didn't have much flavor I could detect is all. Very generic, but not like "it tastes like chicken" generic. More like very lightly oiled and salted rubber, with just a hint of bloodiness. Mostly boring. Maybe it's better cooked? Humans can be ripe or unripened? I learn something new all the time!

In that case I would not want to do that for to long or hit that right spot. I love seeing someone laugh, but not to the point they might get hurt. But I bet you have a great belly laugh when you get going? Yes, i am a very friendly minotaur. Many of us are, but a few just have to try and be the hard nose ones, that keep everyone fearing us, no matter how friendly the rest of us act. So many years of bad press to live down. But the work is slowly learning we all are not like that and that they should give so more of a chance to prove it.

Oh? You lose a lot of weight? How much and how did you do it? How long did it take? I only ask because I love to hear how others did it. The fact that you did do it, show you are in a good shape now. I don't blame you. To skinny don't work for me as well.I was just looking at a porn movie and I could see this one guy is very skinny. It didn't work for him to be dress like a cop. Just didn't work for him at all. Give me a guy with some meat on him. Being to skinny looking don't look health at all. And that poor actor just didn't look healthy to me being that skinny. So I am glad to hear you are not as skinny as a stick.

What I like about bears is that they come in all sizes and shapes. I like bears in any form. I am the kind of minotaur that don't care what you look like so long as you are who you are. Hehehe...now that is good to know. So long as you mean it, you can grope all you like. So many want a fast feel and take off happy with that, but what about me? You grope me and just run off? How is that fair? I am just happy you are the kind of being that knows its only right to mean it if you are going to do it.

I do like looking at some vore, but not doing much of it myself. I do have a few watchers that are into it, and I do play it with them, but over all, I don't enjoy it very much. Yes, having had sex with someone and then turn around and eat them, just don't seem right to me? Its like I filled you up with my seed and now I want it all back. Hehehehe...just not right. Oh the humans of this age are not worth eating. They have so many pollutant in them and eat foods not make by nature, they taste just horrible. You are doing well not to get that taste to well roofed in your mouth.

Mmmmm...its nice to know you have some surprise that will keep this minotaur on his hooves. Nothing like enjoying what makes you stand out as a bear from all the rest. Hehehe... I am not all that into vore myself, but a few of my watchers are and seem to enjoy being my next meal. I myself don't enjoy it that much. It just don't seem right to have sex with someone and then turn around and eat them. Its like wanting your seed back after filling them up with it. Just not right to so that. The humans of this day and age just are not worth eating. They are so polluted and full of things they eat that are not of nature, they just don't taste as good as the did back in the day. Cook might help some, but still not worth the time to eat. Oh, yes they can be ripe or not. Just like anything. They taste better the younger they are. The older they get the more of the polluted and don't even taste good when I give them a friendly lick. So I don't even think about eating any of them.

Oh, go ahead, you know you want to. As long as you stop when I start begging for air it's okay. I love to laugh like that, until I'm shaking and tearing up. I dunno if it's a belly laugh, though... When I really get going I kind of lose control of it.
I understand completely. Us bears have a reputation to overcome too. Godless killing machine? BAH! Slander! Lazy and stupid? Not at all! Just relaxed and not caring to show off our brains needlessly. Insensitive and brutish? ... *Sniff* It hurts our feelings to hear it! How is that insensitive?! Or on the other end of the spectrum, the Care Bears. We can be sweet and cuddly and passingly cute, but we're not... that.
I believe you! Even back in the day when being evil was in vogue I'm sure there were good minotaurs silently suffering for the sins of their kinsmen. But, as you say, people are beginning to change their view after seeing how friendly they really can be.
Yes, I lost about 115 pounds in something like a year and a half. Doing taekwondo was a big part of it but I also changed how I eat. Doing low carb high protein diet. It really works if you stick to it! Of course, I still cheat sometimes. You gotta have goodies like ice cream and cake every once in a while. I agree completely. Get some meat on the bones! Muscle, fat, it doesn't matter. Just not scrawny! I always want to feed those anorexic looking types just to make sure they stay alive!
I'm not too picky about my bears either, but I like the heavier ones a little better. Strong and soft! Makes everybody comfy, and bellies are fun to play with. I'm liking muscle more and more though, despite it being a little scary to me.
Yes, it's not fair to get a guy all excited and run away. No teasing like that allowed! It's no better than molestation! People should finish what they start.
I've checked out a little vore. The soft stuff is okay I guess, but I really only like the first part. Extreme oral! After that it makes me feel bad and sad because the little one gets eaten. I always think "NOOO, what about round 2? You could both have more! Eat pie instead! Then you can have sex AND pie! Is that not better?!"
Probably nothing tastes like it used to, humans included. But that's okay. It keeps us from having a taste for things we'd regret eating.

Ok, the first chance I get I should will do just that. Sounds like you would be a lot of fun to enjoy seeing you laugh. I only wish I was that way, but I out grew it. Someone could do that to me all day long and won't get one laugh out of me. But you are lucky to still have it. Seems we all have something to live down. And we minotaurs where never evil (well not in our eyes anyway), but yes you are right that some wanted more than they could have thanks to the view of the world on us. But the world has change so much now so even we misunderstood guys are getting our due at long last. Yes, Care Bears are cute, but for me, they are not bears. Bears should never be that sweet.

Wow, that much in just a year? You are doing good and by all means keep it going. Hehehe...yes we all do that. Got to have some fun, even on a diet. Just have to make up for it later is all.I am happy to hear you are doing so well. *Hug*

Yes, I think I like the more heavy set bears too. Muscles are nice and a combo of both even nicer. You do have a great taste in bears. And there you have it. I was not being mean at all about not being grope down there, unless you mean it. Feel up the rest of my body if you must, but just not there unless you are ready to take on the bull.

And I see we agree on vore as well. Why him someone just after having good sex with them when you can enjoy that again? Like you said. Have some pie and go for another roll with them.

So you are going good to never get a taste for human. Sad, we minotaurs are born with a taste for them, but have learn over the years to over come it.

I bet I could make you laugh somehow. Maybe not with tickles, but I bet if you saw me cracking up you would have to laugh too. I always have to laugh with others. It's infectious!
I guess evil is kind of subjective... But we are all coming to understanding now. It's the great enlightenment for all furs! And you're right, the Care Bears are not real bears. I think some mad scientist made them in a lab just to annoy us all.
I think I've lost all I can lose by now, and I'm satisfied. Now it's just a thing of loose skin. Agh... Thanks for being supportive. You have to be just a little crazy to make it work, and I think I've well managed that. *Bearhugs back*
Hehe, we're surprisingly alike! I've seen some of the muscle gut and like it too. It's still a little scary though. So much massive muscles could easily crush in a hug. Thank you, but how could any bear be in bad taste?
Oh, I knew you weren't being mean when you explained the situation. It makes perfect sense. I would have exactly the same kind of expectations. They should just grab their own if a little rub is all they want. Then they get double jollies and nobody feels used.
We agree on many issues it seems. It only seems logical to me. Why destroy a good thing? Remember kids, you can have food with your sex; just don't have sex with your food.

Ok, sorry about the wait. As it is I am working hard to get to you right now.

Hehehehe....many have tired to make me laugh and few(none. I am just being nice here), have pull it off. Wow, you have an infectious laugh. Cool. Still won't work on me, but I do love to hear someone having a good laugh. Hehehe...so long as it is not about me that is. Yes, evil is subjective, but I think there are a few things we all agree are just plan out evil deeds no matter the reasoning behind the causes of them. I do wonder if the Enders would had stop folks like Alexander, The Great or the First Emperor of China from the many hundreds of thousand of folks they killed in the name of united kingdoms for the betterment of all? But why do we love them over guys like Hitler or Napoleon that did the same thing for the most part, but we love Alexander and Qin Shi Huang? Would your Enders try to stop them? Yes, we all are slowly becoming more and more enlighten as time goes on. Hahahaa....the Care Bears make to get on everyone nerves, I like that. So that is a problem that when you lose a lot of weight you have loose skin? What are you going to do about it? Keep working out till the skin tighten back up? or get it all removed? Yes, I like being helpful anyway I can I enjoy hears weight lose stories like yours. Yes, we do share some things in common that works for me. I can under that fear of those big muscle brutes with there big guts and all. They are one massive sight to see. As I see it no bear is in bad taste (well the care bears).

Ok, so you know I was not doing the double stander thing when it comes to touching me where ever you like, but no groping. Besides for furs have big sharp nails and I just don't want my junk getting all cut up if you know what I mean?

Heheheh..."Remember kids, you can hve food with your sex; just don't have sex with your food." I like that.It sums it all up real nice. Hehehee...but I can't help but think of that movie America Pie when you say that line.

Don't sweat it, stuff comes up. Goddamn real life always f***ing everything up. We should just give it up entirely.
If I was laughing about you, you would be right there and we'd be having fun about it (and I'd be getting mine more than likely). I don't usually talk about people behind their back like that unless they're a total douche. So far, your douche factor is zero, so no worries.
Hmm, you raise a good point. It's true, all the great civilizations from early on rose to greatness at the expense of others by fighting constant wars. But I don't think the average person has much admiration for any of these people. They just don't hate them as much as say Hitler because (as far as I know) they didn't have a policy of outright hatred for certain peoples wishing their total destruction. Now, slavery, that's a different story. And apparently that's not as bad, right? ... Meh, okay, it really is so bad, but I'm arguing for the sake of arguing.
As for the Enders, as long as their journeys for world conquest didn't throw the world onto the path of total destruction, we'd have no reason to be there and would know nothing of the conflict. It's not our place to judge the actions of another beyond how those actions affect the fate of a world. Although we generally try to help innocent people and stop suffering, at the end of the day all we can really offer anyone is a chance at continued or future existence they might not have if certain events went to completion. Once everything is safe, we have to move on. What everyone does with the chance we give them is up to them, and any kind of suffering or evil that follows afterward isn't something we have the time to worry about or the opportunity to do anything about. Unless it threatens a world, we're ignorant and powerless.
Yes, depending on how much weight you lose you can have a lot of loose skin. It really depends on how fat you were to begin with, because all that fat underneath the skin stretches it just like when women get all big with babies inside. If you lose the weight very slowly, the skin naturally retracts as you lose, but nobody wants to wait that long to lose weight! So, just like when the baby pops out, if you lose weight fast, the skin gets left behind and takes a long time to shrink back. I'll just going to let it run it's course and see if it tightens up some. It probably never will completely, but I can neither afford to have surgery nor would I want to have surgery to get it removed. I hate needles and I'm scared of being put under now after the last few times I've had it done.
Just imagine this. You're getting your wisdom teeth removed. To save time and $$$ you have all 4 done at once, so they put you under. But they don't calculate the dosage right and you don't get all the way under. So they decide, "Maybe more will do the trick." It doesn't. "Okay, let's try another kind and see if that works." It doesn't. "Well, let's try more of the new stuff." Nope. Now, I don't know if you've ever had bad experience with anesthesia, but it's kind of like being made really drunk. I was awake during most of the procedure, with memory loss for most of it, but here's the part I do remember: *** WARNING, if you are squeamish I probably wouldn't read. But you minotaurs used to like to eviscerate people and bathe in their blood right? So it should be ok. ***
I can't see, but I can feel them working in my mouth. I've had painkillers, but by this time they're starting to wear off some (it took hours to get the surgery done because of the knockout not working). They're cutting into my gums and breaking the teeth to get them out. This is painful. I can feel it. But, rather than being scared or mad, I'm happy. I tell them, with tools and fingers still in my mouth, "You're all doing a wonderful job! This is a lot of fun! We should do this again sometime!" Yes. I want to have my teeth broken, my gums sliced open, and everything ripped out while I'm still awake and not really all that numb anymore. And, to top it all off, the last thing I remember saying is "I love you guys." Uhuh. I express my undying affection for strangers that are lucky they haven't killed me, 90% of which I haven't even seen before. And then I wake up later, blurry vision, tired, can't talk, can barely stand, walking straight is an impossibility, headache, and they basically shove me out the door as fast as they can before I start to sober up and realize, "Hey, you guys kinda screwed up, didn't you?" And because of all the drugs leaving me pretty much hungover, I have to throw up half the way home on a trip that's over an hour long. And because I swallowed so much blood during surgery, it looks and feels like I'm dying because it's all dark red.
Needless to say, I do not look forward to going under the knife ever again. Whew, that's a long story. You can tell that I like telling it, even though it was a horrible experience.
Aww, nobody's gonna cut up your junk! That would be just tragic! I'm sure most of us are careful with our claws and fangs, at least in that area.
I thought it was a good line too. Oh man, American Pie... That was the first, but definitely not the last, food as a sex object that I've heard about.

Hehehe...yes, I love to drop real life and live in my own world of no worries and everything goes as it should. A near perfect world to live in. Hehehe...laughing is always good no matter what is the cause of it. I love a good laugh an don't mind being laugh at, if I have done something worth laughing at. Hehehe...and yes, you would be getting what comes to you for you would be a friend and some friendly horse play would no doubt come from all of that silliness.

I had a feeling you would say that about the Enders. It does make sense. You only deal in the big things that might cause the end of a world, but the way they run things is their business. Good or bad, its up to them to keep thing running well. I see conquering and enslaving your fellow being as a crime. It maybe better than an all out slaughter of a whole race, but the slow death is about as bad. I after all should know. I been behind that crime many times. Hehehee....still keep a few too, but they are the more willing kind.

Yes, I had my teeth work on that very well, but I didn't have your problems. I went under knew nothing till I wore up some hours later. Took some time to get my feelings back so I could sit up and then stand up, but didn't have nowhere near anything happening to me like you. I have heard of that happen to you happen to a few others. Seems you must have a high immunity to most anesthesia and the best they could do to you was get you so high that you would not care much about the pain. Then you pass out for a bet and then have many of the same problems I did, only worst with a few added ones, I didn't have. I can understand why you would not do it again. I on the other hand might do it, but after reading what happen to you and others over the years, I might pass over getting it.

I am happy to hear you are going to give the loose skin a change to tighten up on its own. It might get back to where it all belong in time. Yes, to many folks want to look nice now, not later. Shame on them....shame on them is all I have to say to them.

So you see reading your horror story about getting your four teeth pull didn't get to me at all. Hell, the way you told it was very mild in the use of words, that got your idea across, but didn't build up any real fear or horror about it to me. So I guess we minotaurs are very thick skinned.

Yes, most furs are very good at making sure they don't use anything to sharp near my goodies, but still you get one now and then that get to excited and forget. Very painful.

Same here. I heard and seem other food being used as sex objects over the years.

Escapist fantasy is definitely something I like. Games, movies, books: anything that tells a story to let me get away from it all, even if the world I escape to is unpleasant. Isn't that strange? I'm surprised that I haven't done stuff like roleplaying sooner, considering how much I like to get away from real life!
Yeah, I love to laugh, but I'm not a spiteful kind of person. If I'm laughing at you it's because I want you to laugh too. Oh, I was thinking that I would be more on the receiving end of some jokes at my expense. I'm very used to that. But I could go for some horsing around too.
When you spell it out about the Enders it sounds kind of bad. Almost like we don't really care, or that the little guy and what happens to him doesn't matter to us. But that's not really how it is. When we're able, we try to do as many little good things as we can in addition to the big things, so we leave things a little better than they were before we came. Unfortunately, the line is drawn somewhere. We can be heroes, and even saviors, but not micromanagers. Once the real danger is past, we're needed elsewhere. I do agree with you, though. Taking over people's lives and enslaving them is something that doesn't sit right with me. They have thoughts and feelings too and should be treated like it. Oh, you naughty 'taur! I bet you work those slaves of yours pretty hard and rough...
My experience with the anesthesia was unique, I'll say that. It's pretty rare to have as much trouble as I did. But, all the same, I'm not eager to tempt fate with it again. Especially since I'm an adult now and they show you that video about it that basically says, "You could die from this." I understand that legally they have to tell you the risk, but it's rather creepy. Oh, are you thinking of having some kind of surgery or something???
Yes, I'm all about getting the skin back to normal naturally. I lost the fat the hard way, so I guess it's only right to lose the skin the same way. As for looking good, I don't really care about that so much. That's not why I lost the weight in the first place, and no matter what size I was I don't think I'll ever be all too attractive. Not terrible, but nothing to turn heads over. If people don't like it, they're too shallow to waste my time on.
I'm glad you weren't bothered. I've heard and written worse, but I know that some people get squeamish over things like blood and getting cut into, so I thought a little warning was warranted just in case. Besides, despite how terrible it was the story is pretty humorous at its heart. I mean, how can it not be when I tell the doctor and nurses I love them while they're ripping out my teeth?
Can you blame them for getting excited? But, I can understand not wanting to get gouged down there, or anywhere. Pain isn't my idea of an aphrodisiac.
This is a little random, but I used to call stuff like candy goodies when I was a kid. I can't help but think of that now when you said that. Now I have mental pictures of you yelling at people to be careful, holding a handful of scratched up Jolly Ranchers.
OMG, these boxes are getting really narrow! I guess that's what happens when you talk too much.

Oh we all are into fantasy and using it to get away from our lives for a bit of time. Its why movies are still around and why they get better and better to give us that moment in time to get away from life and see something we can enjoy for a few hours.

Like you I didn't rush to get into rp, but man, when I have the time I sure enjoy it. Its what makes live worth living and seeing to the very end. One just never know what wonderful thing others will cook up for us all to enjoy. That's why for me, no matter how hare life can be at times, I will always be around to enjoy what new fun fantasy is out there to enjoy. So anything fun that make me laugh I am all for it. So long as it don't hurt anyone, I am all over it. So, I am sure your laughing at me, would only be for something silly I done and it just get to you. Friends should be able to laugh with and at each other.

Oh, I didn't mean to make it sound like the Enders are evil in anyway. You guys sound like a good group that only mean to save others in exchange for their worlds being saved. It is a very noble job and one that not many could do for very long. Your group is a strong one and I hope you guys can keep it up for as long as one can. I am sure you will be able to hold your tongue and not say anything that will make your group fall apart. No matter how much you want them see things in another light. The job is after all far more important over your feeling. So I am sure in time you will find a way to let the others know how you feel, while not ripping the group apart.

No, I am not planning on having anything done to myself anytime soon. Just thinking out aloud about when the time might come, will I let them place me asleep or just kill as much of the pain they can and do what might need to be done? And I can't blame you after something like that, if you shy away from being place to sleep like that again. But so long as you feel a sense of joy over it after all this time, then it was a good thing that happen to you. Me bother by blood alone? not going to happen, but I am glad you give the warning just the same. It shows you care about not wanting to make sure I don't get upset seeing something having to deal with blood. Thank you.

That's how I see things as well. If you got the weight on doing nature things, then it should come off the same way. And that goes for the skin as well. Oh, we all think we are not all that good looking, but when you find someone that does you should just go with it and enjoy the praise.

Yes, I think most of us use the work goodies for something nice we enjoy to eat, so that is why using it for my male members show it is something good and not something that should be misused. But I am happy you got a laugh out of it.

I suppose you're right about that. But, I think I enjoy it a little too much. I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy for me to prefer living in one of my own imagined worlds, facing near constant threat of death or destruction, than being bothered with this boring mess some people call my life. Despite nearly getting killed on a daily basis, I'm rather successful over there in the fictional fantasy world. :P
You know, it's strange. When I first heard about furs rp-ing on FA I thought, "How silly. I'd never do that." But then, all of a sudden, it just kinda happened. Before I realized it, I was doing it and having fun. So, maybe I was wrong about it.
Oh, I knew you weren't trying to paint us with the evil brush. But you have to admit, from a certain perspective it does sound rather narrow and callous. "We'll save your asses, but after that you're on your own. Try not to screw it up this time, 'kay? We gots things to do."
Ah, I see. Well, hopefully such a time does not have to come soon or ever. And if we can't at least laugh at our fears and bad experiences, can we really hope to ever get over them? And sharing those stories with others shows that we're still human despite it all... even if we're furs. :P
Well, there might be something to what you say. But so far I haven't found anybody who thinks I look all that good. At most, I get "Hey, you lost a lot of weight. Er, I mean, not a LOT, because that sounds like you were huge before... when you... were... pretty huge... Uh, I'm sorry?" Or maybe a "You look better!" Both of which are nice, because I have no qualms about telling people I was a big fatty. Not saying the words doesn't change it, and better is always... well, better! But it's still not the same as good.
Now you gone and said it! But, how can such a thing be misused? By someone other than you, I mean. I'm certain you could find some less than wholesome usages for your tools.

Man has it been just about a week now? Man, when life gets in the way, it gets in the way. Hehehe...and you are right, these boxes are getting longer and longer. I think I saw you do a journal and even post something, but I didn't get to chance to check them out very close like I wanted to. But I am back now, so let's get things rolling again.

I think we all do that when we can. I know I do it every change I get. Even when I am writing this my mind is racing to create more myth for my minotaur fursona. Even ever growing back story that just keeps getting longer and longer with the many things he has done over the many centuries he has been around. And as much fun our fantasy worlds maybe, the real one has a few good things going for it. That is why in the end we don't fall into a deep coma when we go to sleep for we still find things in the real world to be just as good to enjoy as anything in our fantasy one. Sure so many problems we have there don't take place there and we seem to come out on top all the time, the real world changes as we go along, but most fantasy ones, stay in way with little to next to no changes at all. Worlds that seem to have reach there zenith in development and only change as we its creators make the changes.

I know your feelings on RP too. I use to see it as a big waste of time myself. Only when I got to do it, it was so worth it. Getting to share what I could created with others and seeing they to had been creating things like I had. Some not as good, others far better. So I can see how you felt about it and how you feel now that you got around to enjoying the beauty of RP.

Oh, sure you Enders will get a lot of bad press for what you do and how you just up and leave, but it is far better than staying around and policing these people for the rest of your lives. Or becoming the new gods of that work, or even still creating an empire that reach across both space and time to keep the peace as your group see it. In the end, the folks you help would lose far more by your sticking around than they do after you are gone. You did your job and now its time to move on, before the locals get any ideas of giving themselves over to you all or trying to burn you all at the stake. In the end, you Enders are doing the right thing.

Oh you will never find anyone that is going to come right out and say.....what you look so fucking hot now that you lose the weight. Only someone that had the hots for you all along would say anything close to that. As you can bet there are a few out there that looked at you and saw you as sexy as you were, but where to shy to say something, you can bet there are a few out there thinking you are sexy with some of the weight gone, but are to shy to say it. One way or another, as long as you like what you see, then others happening to enjoy it is icing on the cake.

Hehehee..yes there are lots of good ways to express oneself when using the powers that seem to draw furs to one. But what use would that be if not the ones that they are hoping for?

It's been a while, but that's okay. Despite my eagerness to keep the conversation flowing, I can temper my enthusiasm with some patience. Plus, I've had my own junk come up lately and its only through sheer determination alone that I've managed to accomplish... well, much of anything besides breathing. I hope everything's alright with you. I'd hate to think it's something bad monopolizing your time.
I know exactly what you mean! How I first got started as a writer was just trying to empty this one persistent idea out of my head so I could concentrate on other things (like real life. silly, right?). But as I put more and more of it to paper (or onto the screen rather), the thing just kept getting bigger. From a very short tale it became novelistic, and consumed so much more of my life than before I started to actually write it. That project... So much time I've spent on it. I wrote it. I read it. I grew disappointed. I revamped it. I read it again. I saw once again where it could be even better. Now I'm writing it again totally from scratch using all the skills I've developed, hoping to finish it off once and for all, to see that beautiful vision in all its glorious detail... That annoyingly vivid daydreaming has grown into what will probably be my magnum opus. And I'm only halfway done with the from scratch rewrite. Seven years, good sir. Seven years of this life on just a single tale...
Er, sorry. I get really passionate about writing, especially that project in particular... Anyway, I suppose you're right that there are good things worth coming back to the real world for despite how great the imaginary ones are. But I'm not sure that's all I keep coming back to it for. I think there's a part of me that, despite how absurd the idea is, wants to somehow bring a part of all that success and happiness from the other world into the real one. That somehow I could become even a fraction of what my alternate selves are over there... Even when the other me's suffer in a dismal world, there are things about them that make me envious of them. Which is absurd, right? How can you be jealous of your own creation, especially when it's not real?
You know, what you said about those fantasy world having reached their zenith struck a chord in me somewhere. I realize now that I've gone out of my way to create worlds that are fragile, whose only hope of survival is to change, or be changed by the actions of the people within it. Just like the concept of the doubting Ender - what is at the moment doesn't seem to be working, so something drastic has to happen to make it work... *Shrugs* Sorry sorry, I got started on the writing stuff again... It's something very important to me so I tend to ramble on and on about it... Sort of one of the defining characteristics of my life at this point. I hope it doesn't bore you too badly...
I'm always amazed at how alike we think. What's up with that? You're absolutely positive you haven't been reading my mind? ;P It's extremely rare that I meet anyone who thinks much of anything like me. It's a real treat. I'm very glad you said hello.
Exactly right! The Enders want no part of ruling anything, whether it be in a secular manner or a as a kind of earthly deity. The potential for corruption is too great, and even when you do everything right you can't really please anyone... Let someone who actually has a stake in the matter deal with it.
Hehe, I'm not asking for anyone to come out and say that! Besides, that would be a total lie! I'm not fishing for compliments, particularly not ones about how I look. I'm just saying that it's a little awkward to always hear "You look better," as if I was doing something horribly wrong before and now I'm not. Especially since the reason I lost all the weight in the first place is probably that last one anyone would expect, and to be quite honest there were things I liked about being all chubbed out. I'm not sure about what you say about people thinking me attractive, though. If there are people thinking it, they're keeping it the biggest secret ever. Really, I think that the way I am as a person just makes others not see me that way. I'm everybody's acquaintance/friend, but that's it.
Wait wait... you mean all your charms aren't available for everyone? What does it all mean???

killed someone.

Hehehee...well it goes without saying that I killed someone. I am after a minotaur and killing is one of the many things we do very well.

err, well, thats ok

*Hugs you.* Not to worry. I don't do that much anymore.

Stealing the guys and girls from their pimps. ;)

Hehehe....now that is again not a real crime unless I happen to start using them on the streets for myself. Not a bad idea, but I can come up with a few others that would make me a lot more money than pimping them.

Ooh, role playing! Hot cop finds you, arrests you, then sticks you in a jail for some 'rough housing'.

Mmmmmm....I like that. Only he will find out that its the bull that has all the real power here and will be teaching him and his fellow cops that want to play along, that the minotaur is running things around here now.

Oh yes!

Cattle molestation

Hehehe...but where is the crime? Sure, I am not a member of the cattle race, but at the same time I am not one of the human as well. So how can I be breaking the law? I kind look like one, but I kind look human as well? that should tied up the courts for a few weeks trying to see if a law has or has not been broken?

Its species profiling 'Man!'

Hahahaha....well they would still be off just a bit, but I hear you. Then they would just be asking for more trouble than knew they be getting.

You were on the road but the cops pulled you over cause you were being too sexy. XD

Mmmmmm....I am to sexy for this road....to sexy for this road by far.

The crime of being too secy beyond belief

sexy

(oops, typo)

Now that is a crime I am so very guilty of my sweet love.

Hmm, I'd wonder how the human sized car was keeping a big minotaur contained. *sees your head horns poked through the car roof*

Oh they saw that was not going to work and they didn't want me ripping out seats and other parts of the car to fit in, so they got hold of the paddle wagon to take me in. Mmmmmm.....the things that went on in there.

Oh my! *giggles*

Beaten up some arrogant punk that was hurting your friend

Hehehee...I did more to him than just beat him up.

well just beating the punk up is good enough *snugs*

Hehehe....to late. But not to fear my friend. That punk won't walk right for the next two months.

okay

You used the Forbidden Magic to help Garvals to grow his beard bigger.
Then one stupid human had seen this and called for the Special Magic Police.
We made him down like a piece of crap and then tried to beat the cops.
You tried to erase the memory of policemen and make them forgot about the call but you wasted your daily stock of magic and they forgot only about me.

And there was only Meanbeard was taken to police station.
But then Meanbeard recharged his magic and turned ALL policemen into hard gays and escaped when they started to have an orgy.
HAPPY ENDING

Hehehee.....a very nice ending to a very nice time. Hope you enjoyed the gift and I know I enjoyed the policemen.