I must declare, that the aforementioned wishes you are eager to bestow upon others such as myself i will, in fact, deny. I think this idea instead should be returned towards the organism that first conceptualized it.

Or in layman terms.

no u

Merry Christmas you big happy worg!

Merry Christmas, Lovely Worg. Heres my Tribute. *rubs her belly*

Merry Christmas!
*gives belly rubs and scritches*

Merr chrimus 🖤