Yes that's right, TIS ME! THE PERSON WHO NEVER MAKES JOURNALS! I HAVE SUBVERTED EXPEXTATIONS THIS YEAR AND... CREATED A WORLD ENDING BIO WEAPON IN MY SECRET LAB! ...But i also made a journal, Chances are this year I'll forget or i simply just won't be bothered to Write something on new years day so, Before that happens Happy new years everyone! I have absolutely no plans this year because believe it or not I don't believe in making new year resolutions,

Another year another shitty set of 360+ days of living(Though since this is a leap year it's 366 days not 365), See I've learned something... Life doesn't like it when you make plans, because if you make a plan... It's like building a sandcastle on the beach, No matter how much prep you put into it... It's going to get destroyed, By either the washing waves of time and tide... or a beach bully named CARL! who buys ice cream every time he's there because his shitty parents beat and abuse him so he has to take all his pent up anger out on the delicate sandcastles on the beach... Or a meteroite could simply come crashing down and crush you and everything you love under an impact crater... No matter what the reason, life uhh... Finds a way... To ruin your experiences and plans. So that's why i'm not making a resolution.

So relax, kick your feet up... Pull out a chair and sit, enjoy yourself and don't bother with any of this stupid "planning" just go with the flow and for the LOVE OF GOD! STOP MAKING SO MANY GOD DAMN USELESS JOURNALS PEOPLE!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS NERDS!!!!

Thanks for your time and remember... No Russian :)