The most rediculous tech scare ever!! (read for a laugh)
16 years ago
General
So, I go onto my computer and click on a bookmark, it opens a new window... I never set that. Then I try scrolling and instead of doing what I told my mouse to do, It decides to change the size of the web page. I later test other programs to see how they are working as well.. everything is changed. I try to change things back but nothing seems to be helping. In a panic I pop onto my virus program and do a scan. Still wondering if it's just hardware and not some new deadly thing I somehow got, I decide to do some investigation....
Guess what it was..
The Fu*king F-Lock key was pressed. I never realized that bloody button makes *everything* go crazy.
Guess what it was..
The Fu*king F-Lock key was pressed. I never realized that bloody button makes *everything* go crazy.
FA+

You can have a button that changes the function of the F keys so that instead of F5 being refresh, you can set it up to, for instance, open Photoshop. The F lock would switch between the default functions and the programmed ones.