If I die before I Came
At least in heaven I get layed
Cause right now on earth I can?t do jack
Without my heand up on my dick

Now heaven would be a PD (PoleDancer)
swinging' ass all night long
And heaven would be just kickin? back
with Jesus sucking my schlong
And if you don?t believe in Jesus
then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and FAP at you

(Singing)
If I die before I Came
At least in heaven I get layed
Cause right now on earth I can?t do jack
Without my heand up on my dick

Now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
and there?s a sign that says ,beer free 2 take'
So if you wanna come in my heaven
well we all gonna have a 4 balls
And every one you know is cumming
everything is soiled even a wall

(Singing)
If I die before I came
At least in heaven I get layed
Cause right now on earth I can?t do shit
Without the man fuckin? my "stich" (a word for ass! bad rymed)


END OF PART 1 !!!!
to late to do more you can if you will

part 2 undone:

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I?d been callin? fate
I?m sorry friend you can?t come in
You got a list here that doesn?t end
You?re mad cause I smoke dope
You teachin? any classes in how to cope
I?ll find a place to rest my head
I?d rather be alone now that I?m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in ?87
We?ll be bustin Christ airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I?m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven [scratching] is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can?t do jack
Without the man upon my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

(Singing)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can?t do shit
Without the man fuckin? with it

If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can?t do shit (Cause right now on Earth I can?t do shit)
Without the man fuckin? with it

Method air judo air
I don?t care no
I don?t care
I don?t care
I don?t care

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can?t do shit
Without the man fuckin? with it

If I die before I wake
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