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Weird shit meme
16 years ago
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1. If you burped out your brain, what would your first thoughts be?
THERE it is! See?! I TOLD YOU GUYS!
2. If you woke up and your left hand was missing, would you look for it?
Probably not. It's mostly useless to me, but then again, I need it for stuff. So I might after a few hours of debating, but then I'd never find it, so I'd have to go to The Wizard (Magical Trevor?) and be told he couldn't find it either, then a penguin would knock over a bucket of water and it would all be downhill from there.
3. If your eye popped out, would you call 911 or try to push it back in?
Well first of all, why did it pop out and is it still intact? If it just fell out and was still alright, I'd try to push it back in because I'd be in such a state of immense WTF that I wouldn't think of calling 9-11.
4. If you woke up, and everything in the world had flipped, like what was on the right side is now on the left, what would be the first thing you would think or do?
Probably say, "Fuck," because I had just woken up and by going to scratch, quickly discover that that isn't the hand I usually use. I would turn on the light and promptly lapse into a WTS seizure.
5. If your pillow started flirting with you, would you respond or try to kill it?
I'd respond to it as friendly as I could, try to ask it why it was interested and then pause and wonder why I did.
6. If you saw someone else while looking into the mirror, would you tell people about it?
Hell no. Every time I looked in the mirror and saw that person, I'd make casual conversation about how the weather was in their world or how much gas prices suck or why exactly you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
7. If you saw a strange dvd lying besides your computer and the label on it said "don't play this" would you play it?
I wouldn't have a choice. Reverse-psychology does that to a person.
8. If a genie came out of your shoe and said "You have 5 seconds to wish for one thing that will instantly come true, starting now!"
"INFINITE WISHES!"
9. You see in the bathroom mirror that an eye opens that's located on your chest, would you poke it?
I'd be like, "Hm... That's odd." And I'd experiment with it. Maybe that third eye can move things or communicate telepathically.
10. Would you open Pandora's cookie jar?
That depends on whether or not someone told me not to do it. If it was like, "DON'T OPEN THAT SHIT!" I would indeed open that shit. If it was, "Please don't open that cookie jar," I would patiently wait until the room was empty, then open it anyway.
THERE it is! See?! I TOLD YOU GUYS!
2. If you woke up and your left hand was missing, would you look for it?
Probably not. It's mostly useless to me, but then again, I need it for stuff. So I might after a few hours of debating, but then I'd never find it, so I'd have to go to The Wizard (Magical Trevor?) and be told he couldn't find it either, then a penguin would knock over a bucket of water and it would all be downhill from there.
3. If your eye popped out, would you call 911 or try to push it back in?
Well first of all, why did it pop out and is it still intact? If it just fell out and was still alright, I'd try to push it back in because I'd be in such a state of immense WTF that I wouldn't think of calling 9-11.
4. If you woke up, and everything in the world had flipped, like what was on the right side is now on the left, what would be the first thing you would think or do?
Probably say, "Fuck," because I had just woken up and by going to scratch, quickly discover that that isn't the hand I usually use. I would turn on the light and promptly lapse into a WTS seizure.
5. If your pillow started flirting with you, would you respond or try to kill it?
I'd respond to it as friendly as I could, try to ask it why it was interested and then pause and wonder why I did.
6. If you saw someone else while looking into the mirror, would you tell people about it?
Hell no. Every time I looked in the mirror and saw that person, I'd make casual conversation about how the weather was in their world or how much gas prices suck or why exactly you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
7. If you saw a strange dvd lying besides your computer and the label on it said "don't play this" would you play it?
I wouldn't have a choice. Reverse-psychology does that to a person.
8. If a genie came out of your shoe and said "You have 5 seconds to wish for one thing that will instantly come true, starting now!"
"INFINITE WISHES!"
9. You see in the bathroom mirror that an eye opens that's located on your chest, would you poke it?
I'd be like, "Hm... That's odd." And I'd experiment with it. Maybe that third eye can move things or communicate telepathically.
10. Would you open Pandora's cookie jar?
That depends on whether or not someone told me not to do it. If it was like, "DON'T OPEN THAT SHIT!" I would indeed open that shit. If it was, "Please don't open that cookie jar," I would patiently wait until the room was empty, then open it anyway.
gasmaskangel
~gasmaskangel
Genie: "Dammit thats cheating! You're lucky it works!"
Soein
~soein
OP
>D Muahaha. I'm a wise wisher.
Springdragon
~springdragon
If your eye pops out, that means there's a tendon that broke and you'll need surgery for it to go back in properly. It sometimes happens to old people.
Soein
~soein
OP
Awesome.
