I am glad you survived the process and hope that the pain settles down to something more bearable soon.

Where does it hurt? What kind of pain is this, sharp? shooting? throbbing? When did this pain start, was it sudden or did it increase over time? Does anything make it better, or worse? What is a tolerable level of pain for you? I can't give you your Norco until after 9 we've been over this, I can get you a Tylenol and a hot pack if you want, try putting a pillow behind it until then, also it's time for your Foley so spread em.

I need a root canal but have to wait three weeks for it. The pain meds they gave me do nothing. We can be pain buddies now yay....

for some reason when I first read this I thought you typed `Turns out having your orgasm replaced with sand is gruesome and painful` and was confused.

I am still considering this good news.

Hot sand is painful tbh. Important lessons taught by the beach.

Have you tried soaking it with water?

that sand must have been full of pebbles and seashell fragments. Next time get them to use jelly beans instead

Ganbatte wife-chan, soon I will give you tender smooches and lick your rotten spots