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Roleplaying is hard 3
5 years ago
Part 1 and part 2.
[02:03] F-LIST DUDE: Hey, I saw your ad. Lets set something up?
[02:03] ME: No thanks.
[02:04] F-LIST DUDE: ??????????
[02:04] F-LIST DUDE: Stingy cunts, so many on this site.
[20:38] F-LIST DUDE: Heyy
[20:39] F-LIST DUDE: What kinks are on the menu?
[20:39] ME: I'm not interested in playing with you.
[20:41] F-LIST DUDE: Wow so not rude
[20:42] ME: Since when saying "No" is considered as rudeness?
[20:43] F-LIST DUDE: Since it does not have any humility and politeness. Please stop replying me. BYE!
[20:43] ME: Grow up. You're acting like immature and spoiled child.
[15:46] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[15:46] ME: Hi. I'm fine.
[15:50] F-LIST DUDE: That is good to hear.
[15:50] F-LIST DUDE: I have an idea that keeps you as a camwhore.
[15:50] ME: I'm not interested in playing with you.
[15:51] F-LIST DUDE: Okay.
[17:18] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[17:20] F-LIST DUDE: I was hoping that we could discuss this camwhore bussiness.
[01:27] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[01:27] ME: Hello, mister copy-pasted messages.
[01:28] F-LIST DUDE: I didn't copy paste today.
[01:29] ME: Now you're going to run away?
[01:30] F-LIST DUDE: No I am still here.
[01:30] F-LIST DUDE: Would you like to discuss a scene together?
[01:32] ME: I might. After you say "sorry" for using copy-pasted messages, for not reading my profile and for lying.
[01:32] F-LIST DUDE: I don't think I lied to you.
[01:33] ME: Very well.
[15:31] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:20] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:52] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:52] ME: Can't come up with something better than copy-pasted crap?
[18:53] F-LIST DUDE: No I type out everything
[18:53] ME: lol yeah, and i'm Queen of England.
[15:27] F-LIST DUDE: hi, do you like vandalism or to ruin lifes?
[15:27] ME: No.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: I see, it's a shame
[15:22] F-LIST DUDE: hi
[15:22] ME: Hello.
[15:24] F-LIST DUDE: how is the male?
[15:24] ME: Everything is fine.
[15:26] F-LIST DUDE: nice ~
[19:07] F-LIST DUDE: hello there
[19:07] F-LIST DUDE: are you an evil furry? ;3
[19:08] ME: Hello and no.
[19:09] F-LIST DUDE: so.... don't you want to smear shit all over your clean and soft fur? X3
[19:09] ME: No.
[19:09] F-LIST DUDE: sad ~
[18:01] F-LIST DUDE: hello
[18:02] F-LIST DUDE: could you give me a back massage? :3
[18:03] ME: No, but I'll gladly add you to my ignore list for keeping bothering me over and over again.
[14:41 PM] F-LIST DUDE: hello there im technically a doggeh 3
[14:42 PM] ME: Thanks, but I'm not interested.
[14:42 PM] F-LIST DUDE: aww thats a shame
[15:56 PM] F-LIST DUDE: hello again
[15:57 PM] ME: Hello.
[15:57 PM] F-LIST DUDE: how are you cutie
[15:57 PM] ME: Thank you. But I don't want to play with you.
[16:00 PM] F-LIST DUDE: ok
[15:43] F-LIST DUDE: Your very pretty
[15:43] ME: Thanks.
[15:43] F-LIST DUDE: No problem miss
[19:15] F-LIST DUDE: Hey again
[19:16] ME: Hello.
[19:16] F-LIST DUDE: Chuu ok?
[19:16] ME: What?
[19:17] ME: Stop bothering me.
[19:43] F-LIST DUDE: wow
[22:46] F-LIST DUDE: Hello.
[22:48] F-LIST DUDE: You're looking for rp right?
[22:48] ME: Hello. Yes, I do. But I'm not interested in playing with you.
[22:49] F-LIST DUDE: That's very fair.
[22:50] F-LIST DUDE: May I ask what rubs a woman like you so wrong about me? Did We interact before.I do love torturing maids.
[22:51] ME: We've never met before. I simply don't like your nearly empty profile. And I don't like being tormented.
[22:52] F-LIST DUDE: Lol It isn't really empty it's got about as much relevant text as yours, minus the kinks. Which as a dom don't really matter since they're just a way for subs to approach us.
[22:53] F-LIST DUDE: Which I don't want.
[15:27] F-LIST DUDE: What an ass
[15:28] ME: Yeah.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: Looking for something?
[15:28] ME: No.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: Ok!
[16:01] F-LIST DUDE: Hey!
[16:02] ME: Hello.
[16:04] ME: What's next?
[16:04] F-LIST DUDE: Well, I don't know
[16:04] F-LIST DUDE: Since both are looking
[16:05] ME: Alright. I'm adding you to ignore list. Goodbye.
[13:15] F-LIST DUDE: Hiya little miss
[13:15] ME: Hello.
[13:15] F-LIST DUDE: How are you tonight?
[13:15] ME: I'm fine.
[13:16] F-LIST DUDE: Looking for a new master to serve?
[13:16] ME: Yes, but I'm not interested in playing with you.
[13:18] F-LIST DUDE: Okay thanks for being so kind in that. F
[13:18] F-LIST DUDE: Fuck you too
[02:03] F-LIST DUDE: Hey, I saw your ad. Lets set something up?
[02:03] ME: No thanks.
[02:04] F-LIST DUDE: ??????????
[02:04] F-LIST DUDE: Stingy cunts, so many on this site.
[20:38] F-LIST DUDE: Heyy
[20:39] F-LIST DUDE: What kinks are on the menu?
[20:39] ME: I'm not interested in playing with you.
[20:41] F-LIST DUDE: Wow so not rude
[20:42] ME: Since when saying "No" is considered as rudeness?
[20:43] F-LIST DUDE: Since it does not have any humility and politeness. Please stop replying me. BYE!
[20:43] ME: Grow up. You're acting like immature and spoiled child.
[15:46] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[15:46] ME: Hi. I'm fine.
[15:50] F-LIST DUDE: That is good to hear.
[15:50] F-LIST DUDE: I have an idea that keeps you as a camwhore.
[15:50] ME: I'm not interested in playing with you.
[15:51] F-LIST DUDE: Okay.
[17:18] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[17:20] F-LIST DUDE: I was hoping that we could discuss this camwhore bussiness.
[01:27] F-LIST DUDE: Hello, how are you doing today?
[01:27] ME: Hello, mister copy-pasted messages.
[01:28] F-LIST DUDE: I didn't copy paste today.
[01:29] ME: Now you're going to run away?
[01:30] F-LIST DUDE: No I am still here.
[01:30] F-LIST DUDE: Would you like to discuss a scene together?
[01:32] ME: I might. After you say "sorry" for using copy-pasted messages, for not reading my profile and for lying.
[01:32] F-LIST DUDE: I don't think I lied to you.
[01:33] ME: Very well.
[15:31] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:20] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:52] F-LIST DUDE: Hey there how are you today?
[18:52] ME: Can't come up with something better than copy-pasted crap?
[18:53] F-LIST DUDE: No I type out everything
[18:53] ME: lol yeah, and i'm Queen of England.
[15:27] F-LIST DUDE: hi, do you like vandalism or to ruin lifes?
[15:27] ME: No.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: I see, it's a shame
[15:22] F-LIST DUDE: hi
[15:22] ME: Hello.
[15:24] F-LIST DUDE: how is the male?
[15:24] ME: Everything is fine.
[15:26] F-LIST DUDE: nice ~
[19:07] F-LIST DUDE: hello there
[19:07] F-LIST DUDE: are you an evil furry? ;3
[19:08] ME: Hello and no.
[19:09] F-LIST DUDE: so.... don't you want to smear shit all over your clean and soft fur? X3
[19:09] ME: No.
[19:09] F-LIST DUDE: sad ~
[18:01] F-LIST DUDE: hello
[18:02] F-LIST DUDE: could you give me a back massage? :3
[18:03] ME: No, but I'll gladly add you to my ignore list for keeping bothering me over and over again.
[14:41 PM] F-LIST DUDE: hello there im technically a doggeh 3
[14:42 PM] ME: Thanks, but I'm not interested.
[14:42 PM] F-LIST DUDE: aww thats a shame
[15:56 PM] F-LIST DUDE: hello again
[15:57 PM] ME: Hello.
[15:57 PM] F-LIST DUDE: how are you cutie
[15:57 PM] ME: Thank you. But I don't want to play with you.
[16:00 PM] F-LIST DUDE: ok
[15:43] F-LIST DUDE: Your very pretty
[15:43] ME: Thanks.
[15:43] F-LIST DUDE: No problem miss
[19:15] F-LIST DUDE: Hey again
[19:16] ME: Hello.
[19:16] F-LIST DUDE: Chuu ok?
[19:16] ME: What?
[19:17] ME: Stop bothering me.
[19:43] F-LIST DUDE: wow
[22:46] F-LIST DUDE: Hello.
[22:48] F-LIST DUDE: You're looking for rp right?
[22:48] ME: Hello. Yes, I do. But I'm not interested in playing with you.
[22:49] F-LIST DUDE: That's very fair.
[22:50] F-LIST DUDE: May I ask what rubs a woman like you so wrong about me? Did We interact before.I do love torturing maids.
[22:51] ME: We've never met before. I simply don't like your nearly empty profile. And I don't like being tormented.
[22:52] F-LIST DUDE: Lol It isn't really empty it's got about as much relevant text as yours, minus the kinks. Which as a dom don't really matter since they're just a way for subs to approach us.
[22:53] F-LIST DUDE: Which I don't want.
[15:27] F-LIST DUDE: What an ass
[15:28] ME: Yeah.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: Looking for something?
[15:28] ME: No.
[15:28] F-LIST DUDE: Ok!
[16:01] F-LIST DUDE: Hey!
[16:02] ME: Hello.
[16:04] ME: What's next?
[16:04] F-LIST DUDE: Well, I don't know
[16:04] F-LIST DUDE: Since both are looking
[16:05] ME: Alright. I'm adding you to ignore list. Goodbye.
[13:15] F-LIST DUDE: Hiya little miss
[13:15] ME: Hello.
[13:15] F-LIST DUDE: How are you tonight?
[13:15] ME: I'm fine.
[13:16] F-LIST DUDE: Looking for a new master to serve?
[13:16] ME: Yes, but I'm not interested in playing with you.
[13:18] F-LIST DUDE: Okay thanks for being so kind in that. F
[13:18] F-LIST DUDE: Fuck you too
RayKamiya
~raykamiya
wow...*
jojo218
~jojo218
But of course, there are reasons why we just don't roleplay with any randos on the internet.
Flavia
~flaviagrandville
OP
Yeah, there are a lot of weirdos around. But I'm posting it not to scare people off of roleplaying, but to give them a few good laughs from how dumb other people can be.
Shary
~shary
That's way too relatable...
