So I got out of the shower. My hair is fairly long and thick, so in order to dry it throughly I need to blow-dry it. Afterwards, though. My hair poofed up so much, haha. With the right hair gel or hair spray it could well become an afro.

Imagine that - an afro on a white guy. Why, it defies the laws of... fashion. I can see it now. I had just turned my hair into an afro when I hear a knock at the bathroom door, "Who could that be?" I wonder to myself. When all of a sudden BAM! The door is kicked down as a woman yells, "I'M FOXY CLEOPATRA AND I'M A WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN... and the fashion police!". *Gasp*

Yes, that's how it would go, and I never tried pulling off an afro again...

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