How Bulzar stays hydrated
5 years ago
I was thinking about liquid bloat scenarios and one that came to mind is big boi himself. When smol big boi, Miko, needs to drink water, he dips his head near a lake and sips it up all adorable-like, not unlike a deer taking a drink. But when his big tubby papa gets thirsty? Bulzar sticks his head at the bottom of a waterfall and just leaves his mouth gaping open as the violently flowing waters flow down his gullet all at once.
Because Bulzar's fiddy feet tall, it's the equivalent of someone dipping their head under a sink to rinse their mouth out. But because there's so much water flowing down all at once, it makes his belly a lot more rapidly, swelling out almost like a water balloon. And when he's finished, he'll sit upright, wipe his maw clean with his forearm, let out a giant, watery belch then smack his chops contently at getting proper hydration.
His belly is already pretty big as is. When bloated with so much water, it rounds out to the point where his loincloth is barely visible, and gets really bottom-heavy. Not to mention it gets extra slosh-y. So whenever he just walks, his gut is jiggling and bouncing like crazy while the water and possible fish / other animals or objects slosh around loud enough to be heard within a five hundred foot radius. He usually just finds somewhere to sit and relax until he digests properly, but if he's walking far distances after that, his belly is bouncing so much that Bulzar is burping pretty much the entire walk; these really deep, wet-sounding ones.
But Miko gets a kick out of it because if he isn't playing and finds his papa lounging with a water-filled belly, he'll eagerly scamper on top of it because it pretty much becomes the Meradon equivalent of a waterbed. That and he loves how extra slosh-y his papa's big fat scaly belly gets.
Because Bulzar's fiddy feet tall, it's the equivalent of someone dipping their head under a sink to rinse their mouth out. But because there's so much water flowing down all at once, it makes his belly a lot more rapidly, swelling out almost like a water balloon. And when he's finished, he'll sit upright, wipe his maw clean with his forearm, let out a giant, watery belch then smack his chops contently at getting proper hydration.
His belly is already pretty big as is. When bloated with so much water, it rounds out to the point where his loincloth is barely visible, and gets really bottom-heavy. Not to mention it gets extra slosh-y. So whenever he just walks, his gut is jiggling and bouncing like crazy while the water and possible fish / other animals or objects slosh around loud enough to be heard within a five hundred foot radius. He usually just finds somewhere to sit and relax until he digests properly, but if he's walking far distances after that, his belly is bouncing so much that Bulzar is burping pretty much the entire walk; these really deep, wet-sounding ones.
But Miko gets a kick out of it because if he isn't playing and finds his papa lounging with a water-filled belly, he'll eagerly scamper on top of it because it pretty much becomes the Meradon equivalent of a waterbed. That and he loves how extra slosh-y his papa's big fat scaly belly gets.
Also, gotta love the detail of Bulzar getting some extra “protein” with his drink. Hopefully there aren’t any lone swimmers around when he’s rehydrating...
Everything about big boi is done to excess, so it only makes sense that if he sees a source to quench his thirst, he gon guzzle that shit down to either the last drop or as much as he can stomach, which you know, is a whole lot.
Word. Fortunately, if anyone ends up accidentally inside his belly, Miko will hear them when he cuddles on top of that giant sloshing water-belly-bed. And what Bulzar will do then is put Miko down, roll onto his massive belly, so it spills onto the soil and sorta lean down into it until he belches so forcefully that the humans go splattering onto the dirt.
Inwardly, you just know big boi is annoyed that he didn't get to keep the snacks tho.
Oh, Frabjous Day. >///>
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Cheshire: (sensing the opportunity to see his human blush, grins and swirls into view) Oh, please. Carry on. I could use the entertainment.
Me: This...this discussion does not concern you.
Cheshire: If it concerns teasing or tormenting my little morsel-Master, then it concerns me. (vanishes without another word)
...Why is this my life...?
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Bulzar gets really lethargic after he's really filled up on water, so he lounges whenever he fills up, resting his back against a mountain and caressing his giant scaly dome all over. He's actually overdone it a few times. He ends up so bloated that his massive, sloshing belly hangs past his pelvis and leaves him barely able to move. And his gut glorps and gurgles like a chemical plant. Whenever that happens, big boi is groaning heavily, cradling his sloshing gut with one arm as he lumbers his way to a resting area.
Along the way, his stomach groans so intensely from all those liquids sloshing about in his belly that Bulzar can't help but occasionally let out a huge, tonsil-wrecking belch along the way. And usually, after those huge ones, a couple of smaller but still really big burps follow right after from all the air stirring around from the liquids relentless waving and sloshing.
He doesn't enjoy being too full with liquids because whereas he enjoys the feeling of a nice, full, solid belly, with way too much water, he just feels heavy. And if Miko decides to hop atop his papa's big fat mountain of a belly, Bulzar's gonna be burping nonstop.
Yep. We have moved from strawberry red to cherry red. You have officially succeeded.
Meep...
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Heh, given that he's a big monster with a BIG belly to match, I imagine so.
I love that. XP I can just imagine before Miko is made aware of the fact that his father accidentally swallowed some poor swimmers whole, the lil' fella is lovingly cuddling up to that scaly, waterlogged belly...only to blink in confusion when that belly starts talking back to him.
Of course, but hey, as long as it makes his lil' boi happy, big boi is willing to find some more snacks elsewhere.
But once he hears the voices, he'll be like, "Daddy, does water in your tummy usually say 'get me out of here'?"
Word. Nothing matters more to big boi than his precious baby boi's safety and happiness. Even his own hunger has to come third to those things. But he will get his meal sooner or later.
Pfft, cue the big fella blinking slowly and glancing down at his gut as he processes this new information...before he just frowns and mutters "Huh...I knew somethin' tasted off 'bout that waterfall..."
Cue Miko resting his smol lil head against Bulzar's belly, squishing into it as he listens more and says, "...Daddy, I, umm...I think there are people in your tummy again..."
Let's be real, this is probably an occupational hazard.
And so, Bulzar just grumbles with disappointment as he rolls his eyes, giving his big gut one last rub. "Alright, alright, don't rush me."
When he chugs a waterfall, his belly is 'the sloshfest.' I am making that canon now.
And of course, Bulzar now has the task of burping up the lil’ people swimming around in his gut while keeping everything else inside him where it belongs.
Cue Miko giggling at the big boi's crass antics. Then he pushes into the side of that fatty belly of Bulzar's like, "Lemme help you, Daddy!" Then he puts his back into it to push really hard like a helpful little precious giant muffin.
And now I can just picture the big fella lying on his front with his swollen paunch spilling over the ground, grinning as he opens his maw wide for the next few guests in line.
Aww, the lil’ fella is the best. ^^ Aaaaaaand, like clockwork, Bulzar’s eyes go wide as all the pressure bulges up his gullet, and in a single ear-shattering BEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCH, a bunch of disoriented humans in bathing suits rocket out of his maw.
Unlike other festivals, the price of admission isn't ridiculous. All are welcome, except old people. They taste too gamey.
Anything to help his daddy.
Cue Miko giggling and saying, "That was ginormous, Daddy!" Then he pushes again to get any more hoomans out.
Followed by Bulzar grimacing and covering his mouth with a fist to stifle a smaller, yet very hefty burp...before he groans and spits out one last human into the dirt.
You put that image in my head.
Then Miko's just like, "Is that all of them, Daddy?" And starts pushing into Bulzar's flabby belly experimentally to see if any more humans come up.
And since the big boi’s belly is still full of water, all the pushing and prodding works out a few more weak, watery burps...before he lets out a short but loud BELCH, as a single fish goes flying out of his jaws and starts flopping on the ground.
Cue Miko looking down at the little fish then back at his dad like, "There was a lotta stuff in that water, huh, Daddy..."