In it, I was attacking Vietnam with an army, and the coast had a defensive wall which was... A giant Taco. We shot missiles at it, which made it crack, and then it transformed into a giant sentient hand, but still made from a taco shell, and the true battle began. I've returned home and I suddenly turned into Bojack Horseman, and spend time wanting to visit some of my friends in Germany, but things getting complicated made me angry, so I got drunk , destroyed a doll (which was at my home for some reason), and woke up with a piece of it stuck in my forehead, much to my shock. Then I was getting married, but whichever person I was being wed to, didn't come. Then I was invited to an awards ceremony, where I had a mental breakdown, crying behind the stage, with Princess Carolyn (another Bojack character for those who don't know) questioning what I'm doing, if it's about her, and no, it wasn't. Then I go out on the stage again and the dream ends.

Yeah, I had an idea for some really lame April Fool's thing to write today, but I figured nothing could top what my brain came up with!