I have three competing ideas at the moment, and have had them for a while.
I could just pick one, but I just don't have a 3 sided coin to flip.
(You, about to suggest using a 6-sided die, hush!)
Thus, what painful nonsense should I post first?

1. A perverse carnival game.

2. She has a slingshot.

3. A hammock is so relaxing - for her.

Yes, I am omitting details. That's what the real Bad Idea posts are for.