Commission Sheet
5 years ago
General
Do I currently have a MINIMUM text size?
- No. However, this may be subject to change in the future (stay tuned).
Do I currently have limited commission slots?
- No. This will hopefully (?) change in the future.
Will I write you something if you spontaneously gift me money?
- No. While I appreciate any Shinies/Donations you want to throw my away, all commissions have to be agreed-upon as per this Commission Sheets (see below) in private communication;
- Additionally, any money received, through any means, that is not clearly marked as a voluntary donation, will be returned to sender. I appreciate the interest, but please keep your place in the queue.
Current Rates:
- Pricing is currently set at 1.5 CENTS PER WORD, EUR (eg., 15€ per 1000 words);
- Multi-part stories incur an extra 10% in cost for any part after the first:
---> Part 2 will cost 10% more;
---> Part 3 will cost 20% more;
---> Part 4 will cost 30% more, etc...
---> Extra costs caps off at 50% (Part 6 and onwards)
- Prices may be subject to change in the future. Prices will never change on commissions already paid for, obviously;
- Prices do not change depending on whether or not the commission is SFW or NSFW
Will NOT Write:
- Anything underage (this should probably be self-explanatory, but...);
- Scat/Watersports (nothing against it, just not my thing, wouldn't be able to do it right);
- Slightly related, diaper anything (see directly above);
- Hard Gore (I will literally faint);
- Anything else that may be on FA's ToS that I've missed;
- Any material involving a third party's OC(s) without their express permission;
- Anything NSFW commissioned by someone who is below the age of 18 (in other words, if you are requesting anything NSFW from me, you are automatically claiming to be above the age of 18; I will not be held responsible if you decide to lie about this)
Will Write:
- Quite literally anything else or your money back!
What I will need:
- Character(s) involved, as well as a rough personality description;
- Overall plot/prompt;
- Any relevant, pre-existing worldbuilding, if applicable
Payment and Updates:
- Only accepting PayPal at this point in time. Unlikely to change barring something going completely off the rails;
- Payment is provided upfront, via invoice. Should there be a limited amount of commission slots and you do not have the money when taking one, it'll be given to someone else;
- I will update you on the state of the text as it goes along (obviously dependent on the size. I am unlikely to bother you a lot if it's under 1000 words). When finished, will provide the result in .pdf or .rtf (or both) formats. Which leads to...
Refunds?
- If the end result is not to your exact liking, any changes performed to the text are free of charge, within reason (let's not completely re-do the text, please);
- Assuming the above is not enough, refunds remain at my discretion, proportional to the amount of time spent on the text
Extra Bits:
- Unless stated otherwise, I'll be posting every commission in my own gallery, crediting the commissioner. If at any point you do not want this, just let me know;
- You are free to post the text on your own gallery or other kind of social media. I only request that you credit me. A simple
MavorTheTurnip will suffice (that's : icon username:, no spaces with username replaced with MavorTheTurnip, just... just in case you're like me and have to constantly check that up)
- No. However, this may be subject to change in the future (stay tuned).
Do I currently have limited commission slots?
- No. This will hopefully (?) change in the future.
Will I write you something if you spontaneously gift me money?
- No. While I appreciate any Shinies/Donations you want to throw my away, all commissions have to be agreed-upon as per this Commission Sheets (see below) in private communication;
- Additionally, any money received, through any means, that is not clearly marked as a voluntary donation, will be returned to sender. I appreciate the interest, but please keep your place in the queue.
Current Rates:
- Pricing is currently set at 1.5 CENTS PER WORD, EUR (eg., 15€ per 1000 words);
- Multi-part stories incur an extra 10% in cost for any part after the first:
---> Part 2 will cost 10% more;
---> Part 3 will cost 20% more;
---> Part 4 will cost 30% more, etc...
---> Extra costs caps off at 50% (Part 6 and onwards)
- Prices may be subject to change in the future. Prices will never change on commissions already paid for, obviously;
- Prices do not change depending on whether or not the commission is SFW or NSFW
Will NOT Write:
- Anything underage (this should probably be self-explanatory, but...);
- Scat/Watersports (nothing against it, just not my thing, wouldn't be able to do it right);
- Slightly related, diaper anything (see directly above);
- Hard Gore (I will literally faint);
- Anything else that may be on FA's ToS that I've missed;
- Any material involving a third party's OC(s) without their express permission;
- Anything NSFW commissioned by someone who is below the age of 18 (in other words, if you are requesting anything NSFW from me, you are automatically claiming to be above the age of 18; I will not be held responsible if you decide to lie about this)
Will Write:
- Quite literally anything else or your money back!
What I will need:
- Character(s) involved, as well as a rough personality description;
- Overall plot/prompt;
- Any relevant, pre-existing worldbuilding, if applicable
Payment and Updates:
- Only accepting PayPal at this point in time. Unlikely to change barring something going completely off the rails;
- Payment is provided upfront, via invoice. Should there be a limited amount of commission slots and you do not have the money when taking one, it'll be given to someone else;
- I will update you on the state of the text as it goes along (obviously dependent on the size. I am unlikely to bother you a lot if it's under 1000 words). When finished, will provide the result in .pdf or .rtf (or both) formats. Which leads to...
Refunds?
- If the end result is not to your exact liking, any changes performed to the text are free of charge, within reason (let's not completely re-do the text, please);
- Assuming the above is not enough, refunds remain at my discretion, proportional to the amount of time spent on the text
Extra Bits:
- Unless stated otherwise, I'll be posting every commission in my own gallery, crediting the commissioner. If at any point you do not want this, just let me know;
- You are free to post the text on your own gallery or other kind of social media. I only request that you credit me. A simple
MavorTheTurnip will suffice (that's : icon username:, no spaces with username replaced with MavorTheTurnip, just... just in case you're like me and have to constantly check that up)
FA+

- Up to 3000 words: 1 cent per word
- 3000 to 6000 words: 2 cents per word
Does that mean if it's something like 3001 words is the cost now $60.02 or $30.02? I've never seen any commissionable writer do prices on a word/cent basis and certainly not with such a strange scaling method.
For the sake of clarity, tiers don't "go over", so if you have 3001 words, you're not suddenly paying 2 cents per word. Everything up to 3000 is still 1 cent, so yes, it'd run $30.02
Prices being at a word/cent basis is more because I don't really like establishing minimums or hard caps. So if someone wants something as simple as 500 words, I'd be more than happy to do it; it's good practice regardless of how little it actually makes me.