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What was Shadow's Dark Heart?
5 years ago
Journal Entry by Nyxie Nyx
(Continuation from Remembering the Old Days)
Well, this was a video made a long time ago, in a galaxy-... Well, this one, but it was of poor quality and full of plot that went nowhere or had deus ex machina happen every time because the one who made it would have written themselves in a corner! Anyway, it's been years so I cannot tell you everything or even remember all the names... but, this is what I could remember.
The Plot:
So some baby... uhhh, something has a nightmare or something with shadow, who is its daddy, don't ask why, who is all happy happy take care of you and then OH NOSE! He is a monster or something so baby scared! The plot goes nowhere as we cut back and forth between the fake main villain and main cast who are Sonic, Shadow, and Silver with all of them having children and none of them actually hedgehog babies with their generic Gaia Online wives because this was back when MidnightPrime just couldn't say no to Gaia Online.
So then after some figuring out they throw in some ham fisted stuff about how shadow's baby thingy scared of him cuz... I dunno, cuz he scared him that one time, and then something about tonal whiplash with a child killed by bear and somehow scared baby... I dunno either way, just roll with it.
So then the fake main villain turns up with his comically edgelord obvious FOXHOUND unit ripoffs but vampires, complete with just Psycho Mantis, no, really... I don't remember their names, but he was literally Psycho Mantis... all Gaia Sprites of course with alot of still sprites sort of... bashing up against each other and shit speakonia talk going off where Midnight, MidnightPrime's SECOND self insert who is tots married to Shadow and a catgirl too cuz she ripped off the origin of Daredevil but forgot the outcome, defeated most of them and other self insert mary sue stuff.
So the fake villain makes a big speech or something and uses... uhhh... something, to make Shadow into Hell Shadow! Who then kills him cuz lolz, maybe making a guy pure evil and murderous ain't so good for your health? So he goes off, and ends the world or something but don't worry, no one will ever bring it up again while the gang try to fight Hell Shadow or something and are tots not strong enough for him.
Then Sonic's baby has a nightmare with Hell Shadow who goes "All. Will. Die!" and now the baby is sad, why they had this scene is beyond me when Shadow is already as generic evil demon like as he can be right now but ok. ALSO! Silver and his brother, Venice who is based on some concept art from Sonic 06 are talked and Venice is a pussy and fucks off or something, but don't worry he will come back to tots nearly die to Hell Shadow while backed with a stolen image from the opening of Fallout 3... the shame.
So then all the good guys go super, fail and then Midnight goes... uhhh... I dunno, evil death god or something its never explained and beats him because of course the creator of the video would win, fuck me, and then Oh no, shadow is dying, and is has all the gravity you'd expect... with basically Steven Hawkin's voices and stock images trying to be their most emotional while MidnightPrime draws Microsoft Paint sad faces on them. So yeah, Shadow dies and the tots Shadow's Baby says his name or something and happy ending for all cuz the power of the first word revives him and they all live happily ever after.
So, that is all I can remember of this 'movie' and most likely its missing stuff! Well, at the least, its record of existing once upon a time will live on, in this shitty Journal entry with horrible spelling and mistakes...
Well, this was a video made a long time ago, in a galaxy-... Well, this one, but it was of poor quality and full of plot that went nowhere or had deus ex machina happen every time because the one who made it would have written themselves in a corner! Anyway, it's been years so I cannot tell you everything or even remember all the names... but, this is what I could remember.
The Plot:
So some baby... uhhh, something has a nightmare or something with shadow, who is its daddy, don't ask why, who is all happy happy take care of you and then OH NOSE! He is a monster or something so baby scared! The plot goes nowhere as we cut back and forth between the fake main villain and main cast who are Sonic, Shadow, and Silver with all of them having children and none of them actually hedgehog babies with their generic Gaia Online wives because this was back when MidnightPrime just couldn't say no to Gaia Online.
So then after some figuring out they throw in some ham fisted stuff about how shadow's baby thingy scared of him cuz... I dunno, cuz he scared him that one time, and then something about tonal whiplash with a child killed by bear and somehow scared baby... I dunno either way, just roll with it.
So then the fake main villain turns up with his comically edgelord obvious FOXHOUND unit ripoffs but vampires, complete with just Psycho Mantis, no, really... I don't remember their names, but he was literally Psycho Mantis... all Gaia Sprites of course with alot of still sprites sort of... bashing up against each other and shit speakonia talk going off where Midnight, MidnightPrime's SECOND self insert who is tots married to Shadow and a catgirl too cuz she ripped off the origin of Daredevil but forgot the outcome, defeated most of them and other self insert mary sue stuff.
So the fake villain makes a big speech or something and uses... uhhh... something, to make Shadow into Hell Shadow! Who then kills him cuz lolz, maybe making a guy pure evil and murderous ain't so good for your health? So he goes off, and ends the world or something but don't worry, no one will ever bring it up again while the gang try to fight Hell Shadow or something and are tots not strong enough for him.
Then Sonic's baby has a nightmare with Hell Shadow who goes "All. Will. Die!" and now the baby is sad, why they had this scene is beyond me when Shadow is already as generic evil demon like as he can be right now but ok. ALSO! Silver and his brother, Venice who is based on some concept art from Sonic 06 are talked and Venice is a pussy and fucks off or something, but don't worry he will come back to tots nearly die to Hell Shadow while backed with a stolen image from the opening of Fallout 3... the shame.
So then all the good guys go super, fail and then Midnight goes... uhhh... I dunno, evil death god or something its never explained and beats him because of course the creator of the video would win, fuck me, and then Oh no, shadow is dying, and is has all the gravity you'd expect... with basically Steven Hawkin's voices and stock images trying to be their most emotional while MidnightPrime draws Microsoft Paint sad faces on them. So yeah, Shadow dies and the tots Shadow's Baby says his name or something and happy ending for all cuz the power of the first word revives him and they all live happily ever after.
So, that is all I can remember of this 'movie' and most likely its missing stuff! Well, at the least, its record of existing once upon a time will live on, in this shitty Journal entry with horrible spelling and mistakes...
