1) Wash your fucking hands
2) Hope youre all being safe and indoors
3) No im still working, idk how my job is necessary but it is
4) We're getting new stuff on the art front with some fun little stories and jokes, japes and other J words
5) You may have noticed a little shitposting series im calling "Maintenance man" where Trapper gets hit on by buff people in a gym. If you wanna feature in this then let me know. Can be NSFW or just comically flirty, I dont care really.
6) Oh boy am I glad I didnt get Con tickets now
7) I really hope youre all ok, this year is gonna suck and we cant promise 2021 will be any better but keep safe ok little beans
8) Also you all smell
9) Shit! I had a wedding I was going to in July. Bet thats called off now, fucking brill. Was gonna get wasted but now ill just have to sit at home eating Sweet Corn and dying
10) I dont want 2020 added to my age, I didnt use the year