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16 years ago
I found this in Fardru's journal and decided to give it a go
NATIONALITY TEST MEME:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x]Its football...not soccer.
Total: 7
Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x]You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You shoot a gun sideways
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
[] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 2
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi. (but nobody's ever had cause to, that's a bit of a weird one tbh. I imagine that EVERYONE hates being called a Nazi)
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
British: 7
Australian: 4
Italian: 5
Spanish: 3
Russian: 5
Irish: 4
African American: 2
Asian: 3
German: 7
Canadian: 2
American: 1
Well, aside from wondering where the South African portion of this survey is, I think I'm a pretty well-rounded, cultured person ... who likes a lot of alcohol.
Mostly British, that's not much of a shocker and quite a lot of German in there too.
Well, what can I say? I DO like bread :/
NATIONALITY TEST MEME:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x]Its football...not soccer.
Total: 7
Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x]You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You shoot a gun sideways
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
[] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 2
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi. (but nobody's ever had cause to, that's a bit of a weird one tbh. I imagine that EVERYONE hates being called a Nazi)
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
British: 7
Australian: 4
Italian: 5
Spanish: 3
Russian: 5
Irish: 4
African American: 2
Asian: 3
German: 7
Canadian: 2
American: 1
Well, aside from wondering where the South African portion of this survey is, I think I'm a pretty well-rounded, cultured person ... who likes a lot of alcohol.
Mostly British, that's not much of a shocker and quite a lot of German in there too.
Well, what can I say? I DO like bread :/
